Today, they introduced us to this cheesy school email program. I was trying to be funny by making a draft and sent it to "All" and I typed, "Thanos did nothing wrong." The send button was right next to the discard email button. I sent, "Thanos did nothing wrong" to every kid and teacher at school. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got an email from my cute teacher about reminding us to bring stuff for the next lesson. As a joke I clicked on reply and wrote about how I think he is so cute and handsome. Right then and there I clicked to go look at other messages. A little box came up..."MESSAGE SENT". FML
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
Today, I was emailing my department about a huge meeting we’re going to have. I was also emailing back and forth with another colleague about office gossip. I absentmindedly replied to the wrong email. I hit reply all to the meeting e-mail, saying that the new supervisor of X department was "so fucking retarded." FML
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
Today, I was talking to a co-worker about birth control. Ten minutes later, I went to my sent e-mails to copy and reuse an old e-mail and realized I had sent "I tried calling you but your birth control is not working" to a student. It was supposed to say "voicemail". FML
Today, while emailing my very young, attractive teacher to ask a question, my hand slipped. Too bad you can't unsend emails that say "Can we meet after school some time? I have some thongs I'd like to discuss with you." FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML
Today, I sent an important email to my entire team, but I accidentally left a shopping list as the subject line. They responded with grocery items they needed. Nobody mentioned the email content. FML
Today, I sent a reply-all email to my entire company that said "Go tit" instead of "Got it". FML
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evilplatypus 39
Why the eff does a student have access to the send-all? In most cases even the staff shouldn’t have access to that.
leighmacj 11
Uh how is this an FML? Did anyone even care?
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RichardPencil 32
At least you didn’t say “Roger Stone.” He made t-shirts.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Now send one that says "Mr. Patterson sucks!". There's always a Mr. Patterson at every school.
evilplatypus 39
I have attended 8 schools and taught at 5 and have never had a Mr. OR Ms. Patterson in any of them (and at least 3 of those schools were over a thousand students - so large faculties).
KingAdrock 16
To be fair, it's kinda even MORE funny if there isn't a Mrs (or Mr) Patterson...
BurnInDemonFire 39
Your schools sucked.
Paola Caraballo 11
It’s true tho
evilplatypus 39
Why the eff does a student have access to the send-all? In most cases even the staff shouldn’t have access to that.
raven_of_azarath 35
But that’s what this program is apparently. A program so that students, faculty, and staff could send out stuff to everybody. Probably used for clubs and such.
alainopotato 20
It doesn’t say they are a student, could be faculty or something. I imagined a teacher demonstrating the email to one class, trying to be funny, and this happening.
Mungolikecandy 19
You should send another email discussing Malthusian theory in the context of the actions of Thanos. It may get you extra credit.
leighmacj 11
Uh how is this an FML? Did anyone even care?
bobsanction 18
I don't see the problem here. Thanos did nothing wrong.
Ilmoran 20
The problem is the email should have only been sent to half the students and faculty.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
It could have been worse! At least that's a relatively harmless message to send.
raven_of_azarath 35
Where does it say OP was a student?
avertle 9
Half of them didn’t get it.