Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML
Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness about pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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muffinsareyummy 1
this is exactly why i hate people. i don't care if you're homeless or not, i hate everyone. you take time out of your day to do something nice for someone and they spit right in your face. what is this fuckery?
negative_creep 0
YDI for still having a pager
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Comments (102)
lyssalicious 0
People really still have pagers???
CJ090 0
Pager? Are u serious? 2009 called they said they're gonna FedEx u a BlackBerry
imperfectclarity 0
Could they FedEx me one, too, please?
Malinkrot 3
doctors have pagers...
Derek321 2
"FedEx" deez nuts! -Ty
Flowergirrrl 0
why would you have a cell phone
aback 5
Some people are homeless for a good reason. Keep your stuff on your person, not lying around.
thisbrokenpuzzle 0
sucks.
betseyville 6
people still have pagers?
jonnymohio 2
YDI for bringing all that stuff with you.
hstal 0
this gun told us what's self-centered exactly.
hstal 0
this guy told us how is self-centered excatly.
sharpcheddarbz 0
did this happen in the 90's? who the hell still has a pager?