Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove to return a PC that my former company lent me to work at home, because I quit that job so won't be working there anymore. On my way to the office, I was robbed of both my car and the computer. FML
Today, after a long workout I come back to my locker, to find my lock had been cut. I looked inside realizing my phone and iPod had been stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, my keys were gone. I ran out to the parking lot to find an empty spot where my car had once been parked. FML
Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
Today, I thought my car had been stolen because I couldn’t for the life of me find it in the office car park. I panicked and called the cops, only to remember I had taken my bike to work. FML
Today, I decided to cover a coworker's closing shift because she felt sick. My boss even gave me a $10 gift card for doing it. I felt good about it, until I walked outside and found that my car had been stolen. FML
Today, I held an open house. Not wanting anything to be stolen I loaded up all valuables in my car (money, prescriptions, computer, iPod, etc) and went out. My car got stolen. Nobody came to the open house. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, I was walking to my car from my workplace. When I was about 20 feet from my car, a guy who was clearly on drugs yelled at me and stole my keys and car. Right before leaving the parking lot, he hit a stop sign and then yelled that my car was broken and ran off. FML
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species4872 20
For our American friends..... His laptop and Medication was stolen from the trunk of his car...OK
ThatIsSoFetch 7
Thank you! I was very confused about this post!
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Comments (15)
RichardPencil 32
That must have been a tiny laptop or you have enormous feet! Wouldn't it kinda tickle if someone took your laptop from your boot?
species4872 20
For our American friends..... His laptop and Medication was stolen from the trunk of his car...OK
ThatIsSoFetch 7
Thank you! I was very confused about this post!
RichardPencil 32
Ooooooh! Well, that's a horse of a different color altogether! Makes a lot more sense than someone carrying a computer in his "manly footwear."
Cali 57
That sucks! Any chance of getting your work to cover a portion of the replacement cost since you need it to do your job? It was stolen during a work function anyway...
Chazzster 32
Sorry it happened, but Karma Dude - If you are sick go straight home, don't visit a friend.
Allie614032 34
Fairwell? lol
bigdaddyeric 37
WTF is a boot? We don't all live in your country
Lobby_Bee 18
When you have a pair of boots and you lose one, it becomes a boot. It could also mean the trunk of a vehicle in some countries.
species4872 20
I did explain for you. Do you not read the other comments before posting?
TimeLadyPandora 2
If you car works like I think it does then, locking it 4 times means you Locked,Unlocked, Locked and unlocked. Try doing an odd number, Then You may not have gotten that stolen. and Put. A MasterLock on your trunk for safety.