Today, I was working at the Soup Kitchen handing out special christmas dinners to the homeless. At the end of the day I collected my things and went home. It was only then I discovered that my wallet, phone, pager and (for some reason) my glasses has been stolen. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was volunteering at a soup kitchen and was advised to leave my wallet and cell phone in my car so they wouldn’t be stolen. Someone broke into my car and stole them. FML
Today, I was entertaining people during an extra curricular school function in order to help "brighten people's spirits in their time of need." After it was all over, I found out that my phone had been stolen. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, after getting booked off work for being sick, I go to work anyway. On the way home, I stop by a colleagues fairwell, being the paranoid type of guy I make sure my car is locked about 3-4 times and head in. Later I get home to find my laptop has been stolen from my boot with my medication. FML
Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness about pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I was excited to start my new job. It was only when I was leaving after a long 8-hour day did I realize all of the personal documents I had I brought in for paperwork had been stolen. I'm now down a passport, social security card, and wallet. Great first day. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
Today, after quite a long work day, I got home to find my house had been broken into. Everything but my sleeping boyfriend was gone. FML
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muffinsareyummy 1
this is exactly why i hate people. i don't care if you're homeless or not, i hate everyone. you take time out of your day to do something nice for someone and they spit right in your face. what is this fuckery?
negative_creep 0
YDI for still having a pager
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Comments (102)
Tanaka94 0
This is why you don't help ungrateful bums.
realggirl 0
I'm so sorry. :'( Wow, that's so horrible... I can't believe it. If I were homeless I would never steal from someone, especially if they were being nice enough to give up their Christmas to provide me with dinner. I would be so grateful to them.
realggirl 0
Whoever it is, having acne or being overweight play no part in it. For all you know the OP could have acne and be overweight while this commenter might be gorgeous and thin... the OP would still be the better person.
Twaffle 0
This is why you shouldn't be nice to people, all your good deeds come back to rape you in the ass.
rancidgrl13 0
I know they're old technology, but some people still use pagers for work. Firefighters often use them when they're "off-duty" to be notified of fires. I suppose they're cheaper than cellphones.
baborock 0
you should be happy giving to the poor. proud of you
JS000 0
They probably need it more than you do. But maybe to support a drug habit.
dfg421 0
lesson learned. don't bother helping the American poor. they are just a bunch of lazy vermin and Leaches that choose to do nothing to submit to society and have resultantly ended up in their current predicament
infantry831 0
you suck
Kukironosuke 16
some people still have pagers for emergencies, phones dont do the same thing exactly, they recieve all kinds of calls that could be unimportant, a person who is in a position where they need to know about emergencies cant check their phone every single time it rings to see whether or not its an emergencie, but when a pager goes off you know its important, thats probably why the op has both a pager and a cellpphone