Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Anonymous
But he's only 5
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Anonymous
Vaudreuil, Canada
Be careful what you post on the Internet…
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
heytherexo
United States
Cute but… TMI
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Anonymous
Werribee, Australia
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
KayyElOh94
United States
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
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lostcrazydiamond 10
If he's a teenager, he should know by this point that's not right.
AH1Zviper 15
*The *Nazi *period.
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Comments (234)
naughtylez82 4
That's disgusting.
Dracoboxer357 36
.....Op, as stated many times over, that's seriously disturbing, FYL. :p Just to Not presume too much, does your son actually have special needs? Is it at all possible he needs or is seeing a therapist? I'm not suggesting its not his fault because it sounds like he needs to talk to someone with a reclining couch and a stack of ink blot cards.....but he Needs to talk with someone! This is something that needs to be addressed with more than a just a punishment. I suspect, he as issues. :p (No shit, but seriously. Issues.) Good luck with that, Op. :p
challan 19
100% agree. I foresee years of therapy in his future, and I hope she provides comfort, for he'll need it.
ViviMage 40
Ground him. Either he wants cheap p0rn, is selling it, or posting it to humiliate you. I'd take away the camera/phone too.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Got MILF?
jelly713 19
Take away all his electronics. They all have cameras these days (iPods, DS lite, Playstation 3, Xbox, cellphone etc). Take it all away until he learns. If not, show his nude baby pictures to his friends. Or take pictures of him in the shower & ask him how he likes getting nude pictures taken. Even if you were naked when he tried.
jelly713 19
Werent*
MinecraftGeek 8
Yes, and totally go to jail for child pornagraphy.
Llama_Face89 34
Well...it's been proven that all guys are attracted to their mother on some level...just usually not quite that much...
Blahblah9921 4
Werid:/
greeneyebeauty9 28
I think that stands for severe punishment. what kind of son would do this to their mother?
sugoine 12
Can you press charges for this? Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!!!!
internetqueen 1
I'm so confused!!! What the heck!