Anonymous
Scottsdale, United States
Today, I was woken up by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Dewitt, United States
Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
Anonymous
But he's only 5
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Anonymous
Vaudreuil, Canada
Be careful what you post on the Internet…
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
heytherexo
United States
Cute but… TMI
Today, while I was showering, my 3 year-old son came to the bathroom and put on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterwards, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML
Anonymous
Werribee, Australia
Today, I woke up to my 7 year old son angrily trying to smother me with a pillow. FML
ohfantastic
United States
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
JGarz
Tucson, United States
Back in fashion (Oppenheimer dolls not so much)
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Soooooo cute
Today, I learned that my girlfriend takes creepshots of me sleeping, and my mom likes them on her Instagram. FML
KayyElOh94
United States
Today, I woke up to my daughter crying, and my son running through the living room completely naked with her bottle, laughing his head off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my dad let me borrow his phone while I wait for mine to get back from the shop. I guess he forgot to pass the news along, because within 4 hours I'd received a picture of my mom's tits. FML
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lostcrazydiamond 10
If he's a teenager, he should know by this point that's not right.
AH1Zviper 15
*The *Nazi *period.
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Comments (234)
secretsymbiote21 5
thats actually pretty disgusting. ground him or Something
imcarissa 4
Ground him?! He should get a beat down!!
nightskye 4
He might enjoy the beating too much.
Invasion976 6
Yeah, um.. 78, very poor choice of words..
rhaemese 9
I wonder if he's selling them for a dollar at school...
bimonthly 4
how do you even talk about that? Awkward
flutter4 7
There are no words for this situation
CuriousAlien 7
Okaay well here are my scenarios. 1.)He's really horny, and the Internet is down, or 2.) He's bringing that shit to school and selling it.
nukeacat 9
I'm with #2 on that one.
lilhellian 27
you forgot to add something to #1: he couldn't any ass from girls at his school
CuriousAlien 7
Hahahaha.
ice723 5
all boys wanna see their mothers boobs at some point
BellaBelle_fml 23
By that logic all girls want to see their dad's dick at some point. I don't know if you are one of those people or not, but let me tell you that, that is just not true or normal at all.
christyxbee 15
BellaBelle beat me to it. I completely agree that behavior like that is not normal ... And if you are one of those people I suggest you get help immediately.
MissIconic 8
Most did, at the appropriate age of 1-5 for breastfeeding x)
agonydrum 7
33 I really really hope you said that to troll
chrisbarbie 5
Someone has been reading way too much Freud.
McNerdyNerd 8
1-5??? My brother and I were done breastfeeding at around 3 months. But yes..teens...that is wrong on way too many levels
GothicAngel17 24
169- ideally, women should breastfeed their babies until they are between 2 and 5 years old. 3 months only isn't really good for the development of brain tissue.
chuckcloninger 12
Are you for real? If you really believe that you're a sick puppy.
Troghen 4
No, ew, thats just gross
ICastillo 25
He probably trying to be a cool guy with his friends and show he has boob pics.
DaDivineDevil 11
The internet's probably down. Poor kid lmao
Plumesant 8
Congrats, your son is Oedipus.
ambear26 14
Haha good reference.
s0m3guy2010 21
Now all he has to do is kill his father and become king. It sounds wrong, but I don't think OP's son has a problem with setting too many boundaries.
gc327072 31
23- Whilst making some sort of hand sign and wearing a shirt that says SWAG.
roninvamp 4
"A boys best friend is his mother"
Enslaved 38
40 is obviously calling the son a "Psycho" since it's a direct quote from the movie. I understood it. I wish some people would look beyond some comments before thumbing them down.
peachyFML 17
This is not relevant.
Enslaved 38
A boy's obsession with his mother. . .?
monsterpoop 4
darn it, friendzoned