Anonyme
Israel
Today, I picked up my six-year-old son after the karate class I’d signed him up for the holidays. As he got out, I could see he was disappointed so I asked him what was wrong. “It’s lame, we’re not even going to learn how to make fireballs.” FML
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cole_tyler42 21
But he can still learn the crouching tiger hidden dragon right?
daniel271 13
Did you break the news to him?
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daniel271 13
Did you break the news to him?
cole_tyler42 21
But he can still learn the crouching tiger hidden dragon right?
Lalala579121 28
Or the five point palm exploding heart technique?
buttcrackles 9
Or what about The Eight Trigrams Sixty Four Palms?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
He should at be able to learn the kamehameha.
RichardPencil 32
Of course you can make fireballs in karate -- just deliver a Crane Kick to your opponent's crotch.
bleu85 11
How is it even FML??? This story is borderline cute...
Stripez234 16
Making fireballs is only possible through the secrets of Karate. Sensei must verticle kick at exactly 90° while the mind is fully enlightened with the senses of cinnamon to perfect the simplicity of a cinnamony sweet goodness that is a fireball
Stripez234 16
Vertical*
creditless 14
what!? u didn't take him to the Dragonball Z school of martial arts!?!? what kind of parent are u
heaventlyassbutt 2
Quick get in touch with Zucko!
hanrostre 17
You mean Zuko.
thisisthestupid 18
This is too adorable
samlovesham1234 9
Someone has playing too much Street Fighter.
LyricaSilvan 30
There is no such thing as too much Street Fighter.
HollowMamba25 7
You need to go to Bushier Brow's Academy. Maybe Ninjutsu isn't his forte