Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.
JustDial911 0
YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a **** website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!! THREADJACKERS WELCOME
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Comments (254)
Critter456 0
lol, smart kid. sux for you though...
polarcap10 0
#18 fuked up hahaha
jbchica 7
You "fuked" up too while trying to spell ****
spazmunkey 0
wow dumbass make sure no ones in the house before u start thinking with your dick
justlovelifexo 0
that's funny lol. (:
darkzexs 0
genius kid :)
ladybrava17 0
kids say the darnest things.
aardvarkish 17
BFD it's a fact of life.
cooley5447 0
that happened to me too but I didn't get caught by a kid I got caught by her mom
ericck 0
haha, kick his ass
DGAFprincess 0
smart kid! but it's a little weird that he has a picture o his sis having sex :/