Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
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Benmantha 31
I'm wondering how many times you must have lifted your arms, for him to realize it.
cutycat136 28
Don't feel bad, sometimes you're overtired in the morning and don't really pay attention to what you're doing, hop out, and not even realize you hadn't done everything you wanted to. Just check from now on and hope it doesn't happen again.
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Comments (83)
hoosiergirl94 31
I've totally done that before!!! But YDI bc you have no one to blame but yourself
dragonladiesfire 19
At least he has a sense of humor. Quirky is definitely better than trying to be perfect. it's natural to have hair anyways. :)
DaLaw22 4
Wow...you had a close shave..really
cjfred 13
You were right the first time. Shaving only one armpit *is* being cute and funny - at least in a quirky, adorkable, Zooey Deschanel way. I doubt he put you on the "undateable" list as a result of your mistake, so no harm done.
interesting33 37
Are you sure that was why he was laughing? I can't imagine many people noticing that? Armpit hair isn't necessarily very obvious.
benjamn 24
Did he make any sasquatch or wookie references? If not chances are you're the only one that noticed.
gobiteme2 34
Look at it this way OP you're half way there
rocketgurl 15
Sorry OP, you're not cute. He did find you funny though
amileah13 26
We've all been there OP! At least it wasn't even more mortifying like you wore cute shorts and your tampon string was hanging out. Yikes! Laugh it off op hopefully he understood :)
Christakwon 7
At least he was paying attention to you. :)