Today, my sister shot my dog with my airsoft gun. When I told my parents, she put on the fakest sobbing I've ever heard, said she didn't even know how to use a gun, and that she saw me shoot my own dog. They believed her and think I need psychiatric help. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I found out my mom recently stopped taking her medication. I came home to find she'd shot my dog because she thought he was possessed by the devil. FML
Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML
Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my Dad told me that I was named after the dog he accidentally shot in the head as a teenager. FML
Today, my girlfriend's sister tried to pull the dog jaw prank on me, accidentally biting my finger in the process. Now she's mad at me because her tooth got chipped when I pulled my hand back, completely disregarding the fact that my finger needed stitches from her bite. FML
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rocketgurl 15
Your sister has some serious issues. Hope things work out okay OP.
cutycat136 28
Next time she decides to pick up the gun, start recording and show it to your parents next time she tries to pull something like that so you have proof she knows how to use it.
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Comments (126)
rocketgurl 15
Your sister has some serious issues. Hope things work out okay OP.
PennyLane27 32
"S" is for "sociopath"!!
enzozo101 8
I JUST SAW YOU IN THE TOP COMMENTS FOR TWO POSTS ABOVE ASDFGHJKL
cutycat136 28
Next time she decides to pick up the gun, start recording and show it to your parents next time she tries to pull something like that so you have proof she knows how to use it.
blazingshot147 19
That could backfire. They may go with "Why did you film your sister shoot the dog?! Why didn't you stop her?!" in all honesty OP is damned either way.
thatguynamedsky 32
her holding the gun would be enough proof, I don't think she'd need to shoot the dog
redstone7693 29
since the parents are too gullible and stupid to believe OP in the first place
JereMy_Life 6
I don't think she would give him the opportunity to film her shooting the dog. Firstly, because she wouldn't do it in front of a camera, and secondly because she might never do that again and find other ways to torture it.
399 41
Good idea #2.
Sneado 20
Pop her in the leg so she knows how the dog feels
flufee2 27
Its always the dog :((
JazzHandsFML 28
do it with a real gun then say whilst sobbing "sorry I don't know the difference"
KingBobtheThird 16
49... that's ****** up man.
bl865ood 17
pop a couple more rounds to make sure @49
CaitiieBuggs 23
Shoot her wherever she shot the dog, and then again for good measure!
Llama_Man2000 26
Sucks for you OP. Some people are just natural born liars, next time record what she does and show your parents then they'll have to believe you.
ThatHorse 15
Sadly that's not true. If they believed her over him without putting some kind of thought into it then they're likely to believe that he tricked her into holding it on film down the road.
js48 19
What does OP mean
Sneado 20
Original poster
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Satan has spawned as your sister!
nmw404 6
Teach the dog to bite her
photographer49 22
I think just the fact that a dead dog would be in her presence would freak her out enough
JazzHandsFML 28
airsoft gun shouldn't kill a dog not even Chihuahua
ItsNik 2
Yeah so then the dog gets blamed for going crazy and biting for no reason...
fie26 9
If a dog has 2 biting incidents that draw blood it has to be put down
ColonelCusswords 24
Siblings can be some real ******* sometimes...
katydid91 31
While your statement does ring a lot of truth, I can't come up with with a scenario that would justify one shooting the family dog.
venomousflower 24
My younger brother did these kind of things to me all the time. He would do something, blame it on me just so he could get me in trouble
wilfri 8
Burn her clothes and say satan did it or if you want something better smash her phone and say she dropped it
photographer49 22
So OP can get in more trouble? This time for something he actually did.