Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
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Top comments
Benmantha 31
I'm wondering how many times you must have lifted your arms, for him to realize it.
cutycat136 28
Don't feel bad, sometimes you're overtired in the morning and don't really pay attention to what you're doing, hop out, and not even realize you hadn't done everything you wanted to. Just check from now on and hope it doesn't happen again.
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Comments (83)
Rodville 28
I for one don't care if a woman shaves or not. It's her body and her choice.
cappellaaa 23
Haha gross! It only takes a minute op, get on that!
limabeans101029 21
How is it gross? It's hair. Is the hair on your head gross? Is the hair on men's armpits gross? No? Grow up.
rockwrench 18
That's the pits OP.
simperino 11
That must be super embarrassing! :(
KawaiiPinkie 11
Shame on every single one who hit the YDI! We shouldn't be expected to shave just because we are women! I understand it's embarrassing but he wad a dick for being shallow! Remember that you have your own beauty no matter what people say c:
Fymlife 14
The OP DI because she shaved one armpit and forgot to shave the other... It was he choice to shave and he own fault she forgot.
melawesome 6
The word "giggling" makes me cringe.
Scenictomb 12
I must say, how do you only shave one armpit and not realize the other one isn't shaved? Sorry OP but YDI.
ciammmm 11
I am curious of how long you went without shaving for it to be that noticeable. You deserved it for not keeping up with your own body.
limabeans101029 21
So what if she went a long time without shaving? That doesn't mean she isn't "keeping up with" her body. The idea that not shaving is gross and unhygienic is ridiculous and untrue.
Fymlife 14
YDI, I don't understand how you can forget to shave the other armpit.
NormaBates 10
Or maybe he was giggling because he's got a hair fetish.