Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were finally alone and things were starting to get intimate. I was on top of him trying to be sexy, when in my excitement I giggled and called him a "silly girl" by accident. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls. I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously. I heard one yell, "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing. She said, "Oh my god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from your butt!" Apparently, my ass is nicer than my face. FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
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Top comments
Benmantha 31
I'm wondering how many times you must have lifted your arms, for him to realize it.
cutycat136 28
Don't feel bad, sometimes you're overtired in the morning and don't really pay attention to what you're doing, hop out, and not even realize you hadn't done everything you wanted to. Just check from now on and hope it doesn't happen again.
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Comments (83)
tormcn 26
How do you only shave ONE armpit?
photographer49 22
I agree with #13 that's a hard thing to forget. That's like forgetting to put shoes on both your feet. You are doing one so how do you forget the other?
joelp232 17
seems like you put yourself in a hairy situation
feven 32
It's a little cold for tank tops isn't it? Especially in Colorado.
brand125 17
cause you cant wear a sweater or jacket over it when youre outside?
LastResort318 14
Then how would you see the armpit hair
photographer49 22
Some people enjoy cold weather. I don't wear a jacket unless it's below 45
feven 32
45 isn't cold weather
Geckosrock99 33
@67. Not only does it not specify degrees in F or C, it all depends on the climate someone is used to.
may14th 26
at least you shaved one today. that's more than I can say for myself lmao
simply_chan3l 13
Embarrassing yes, but I'm sure he isn't that shallow to allow something that little to alter any feelings.
jtfrisch 22
Maybe he did think it was cute
russfml 31
Just tell him you were on the fence for going full European. On a more serious note I wouldn't worry about it, I myself would find it cute if a girl missed a side. We're all human and make silly mistakes
Zebediabolical 45
I would find it cute if a girl I already liked only shaved one side. Anyone else, it's the kind of thing I'd laugh about.
royr7395 30
It's okay, it happens
TahoeFMler 22
What on Earth were you doing for that to even be noticeable?? Also, how long were those hairs?!
ontheFLY4 25
For it to be that apparent, my question is how long has it been since your previous grooming ritual? Also, you had a second chance to rectify your folly when, or should I say if, you applied deodorant. Time to take a look at your hygiene lady.
Willibobs 33
1 - They may be dark haired which will no doubt make it irrelevant when they last shaved. 2 - Who stares at their armpit whilst spraying deodorant? I don't see where hygiene comes in to this...
ontheFLY4 25
Spray "deodorant" is not deodorant, more like perfume. We've now narrowed down 2 people with potential BO issues.