Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
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Top comments
Namerkp2 8
Priorities.
ClassyCommando 13
That would just make her sound like a whorde, my friend.
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ifailplzinsultme 0
I would hack his account and steal all his special coins. That's just me....
ohSNAPyall 27
Good luck with that.
ClassyCommando 13
That would just make her sound like a whorde, my friend.
A7X_LoVeee 10
You should make an account and play as Alliance.
mickypequi 13
Or start playing with him, and get addicted to it. That's what I did and I got some serious "cool gf" points. But I'm also a huge nerd and think it's so cute when he comes to my rescue and helps me out on quests ^.^
SPAIDZ 0
I'm a nerd. And I play WoW. But I would never ever ever choose it or any other video game over a girl. Still 94 you are one awesome girlfriend for picking the game up to get closer to your guy. Most girls won't even give it a chance.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Hey, I thought guys appreciated straightforwardness. Plus, it'll add some extra zing in there, as any insult is more insulting to a guy when the word penis is directly mentioned.
Rainbow_dumpster 28
Time for a new Boyfriend, OP. Looks like yours needs to be sent to GameStop.
ImmenseCabbage 0
Sarcasm at its finest. Take a joke, OP.
raphanne_fml 33
#35 If that's the finest sarcasm you have ever seen, try Chandler Bing...
DemonicDragon53 5
Ur boyfriend's a ******... Fyl....
Sugarsoda 6
At least he didn't choose your best friend...
biznezz 0
Tell him I'd prefer Alliance over you.
salsa324 0
He's trying to be funny when he says that crap just don't listen.