Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
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Top comments
Namerkp2 8
Priorities.
ClassyCommando 13
That would just make her sound like a whorde, my friend.
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Comments (146)
nvo 6
Cut him loose and get a real guy ... this one will never grow up
GwennaRose 22
9, they get it on the Sims games
ladyLALAA 29
Tell him your ***** is better than him anyway.
ProhibitionRose 14
FOR THE ALLIANCE!!
Jaxx66 21
Pshaw. Lok'Tar Ogar!
heyred 11
I hate that ******* game. My now ex-husband chose that game and his "friends" he's never met over his son and wife.
moonlight6654 6
I'd buy the game for him then break up with him than he can be happy!
dogwasstar 1
bros before hoes
FaustXIII 0
If the word "dysfunction" is in there, you can be sure NOT to get a rise out of him! XD
Pelreskovich 11
For the Horde! ..but seriously, what a douche.
umadbrahHI 1
for the horde!