Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
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Top comments
Namerkp2 8
Priorities.
ClassyCommando 13
That would just make her sound like a whorde, my friend.
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Comments (146)
Akharr01 5
Troll Much?
mongoose313 2
FOR THE HORDE!!! Victory or death!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your boyfriend is an immature, inconsiderate douche. DUMP HIM! He'll be on WoW the rest of his life and never amount to anything. If that's the way he feels, tell him you'd pick being single over him any day.
SystemofaBlink41 27
....or maybe he was joking?
vtsocks 2
It would surprise you how many successful attractive WOW players there are.
badam_fml 6
Um - why are you with him? - or why are you like that ? (one of two is correct)
GovernorGeneral 8
Wtf lol i was being sarcastic. Why would you put a game before all those.i was jokingly extending #1s comment about priorities lol.
bhatton14 0
What a douche bag for playing that dumbass game
missybopoo 1
Get a new boyfriend.
ShutUpAndStare 7
For the Horde and the Black Lady :)
hateevryone 15
why are you with him?
Wildcherry2014 0
haha I play it too but that's horrible