Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a World of Warcraft commercial came on. He turned to me and said, "Yeah, I'd choose the Horde over you any day." FML
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Today, I gave the option to my boyfriend of 5 years to either quit World of Warcraft of lose me. He said WOW makes him happier. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said the relationship was too tough for him. When I asked for an example, he responded, "Like, I don't have enough time to play World of Warcraft." FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she met someone else on World of Warcraft. I've been paying for her subscription. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my boyfriend, when a weird wart-removal ad came on. He watched in disgust as the lady's wart said rude things to her. Then he looked at me and said seriously, "I'm glad yours don't talk..." FML
Today, I got bored and decided to try World Of Warcraft. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, I finally got my boyfriend to watch one of my favorite TV shows. I was excitedly talking when he interrupted me and angrily said, "Can you stop with the fucking spoilers?" I then realized I'd spoiled half the show. He left to play video games. FML
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Top comments
Namerkp2 8
Priorities.
ClassyCommando 13
That would just make her sound like a whorde, my friend.
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Comments (146)
yanksby7 6
At least he didn't say he'd choose Alliance....
EnterSandman_fml 20
The only problem with saying you'd choose his best friend over him any day is that if he's really into online gaming, his best friend probably lives in Abu Dhabi or something and you'll have a really hard time getting there.
Clamcreepy 7
You should've charged up a fireball right to his face
Mauskau 36
That's why I play wow with my boyfriend :3
themkane 0
He's just kidding -__- sheesh stupidity these days
matt5217 4
I would chose alliance over you
onorexveritas 24
tell him you'd leave him for a bigger dick any day too
Gorgeous48 1
Horde?? Pfft I'll dump him for not choosing Alliance!
Chad_the_Brony 0
What? He's not alliance? What a bitch!
fangz_fml 6
There's a commercial for WoW? That's freaking lame...