Today, I was watching Star Wars : Attack of the Clones, and Yoda was using the force to move a heavy object. While in the middle of my lounge room, I instinctively put my hand up to use the force to help him, in front of my father and sister. My sister will never let me live it down. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Today, I had to scream for my dad to come help me, after I got my hair caught in a fan while trying to make the Darth Vader voice. FML
Today, my dad said I need to stop playing with toys and threw my lightsaber out of the window. It was a replica of the Lightsaber used by Mark Hamill, made from the same type handle from a 1970s camera, just like the film prop. It was over 40 years-old and worth thousands. Not anymore, as it's now scratched and in two pieces. FML
Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML
Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML
Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
Today, while moving a couch and repeatedly asking my dad what he was trying to do and him ignoring me, I got my hand slammed between the corner of the couch and a doorway, because my dad shoved the couch without saying anything. I was holding the corner to stop it from falling on me. FML
Today, I found my son's iPod touch and was looking at a light-saber app. He walked into the living room to see me fighting the cat and making sound effects to myself. FML
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krez 20
Force choke your sister until she sees your point of view. That always works for me.
JManHobbs 0
"Instinctively"? Either you are a huge nerd.or you have ******* awesome powers. You better hope for the latter.
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Comments (139)
PeaceLoveHappine_fml 0
Jedi-mind-trick them into forgetting about them
diegomanguelo 5
nerd
melaniekay87 0
Seriously!? This is an instinct for you?
secretvampire13 0
lmao! u just made my day XD. thanks!
xGabri3L 3
Hah, eric forman.
missbrittanybree 0
hey my dad and me try to time travel with our minds. heroes gave us the idea.
TheOtherMakona 0
It's too bad your family doesn't understand the pride we nerds take in our Star Wars. Find something precious to her (JB, perhaps) and destroy that for her like she has done to you.
beastwill64 16
NNNNNNEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDD!!!!!!
Harlequin073 6
That's because your sister isn't people
sasquatch69 0
how the hell is that an instinct to put ur hand out to try n help?!?!