Today, at our wedding, my groomsmen had a lightsaber fight on the dance floor. Everyone was laughing and the kids loved it. My wife burst into tears, started screaming that we ruined her fairytale wedding, and stormed out. Our entire relationship started when we met at the cinema when Star Wars was on. FML
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Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML
Today, my drunk father chased me down the street with my little brother's light saber screaming, "Come back Yoda! Teach me how to use the force!" FML
Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, I watched my best friend get married. I then watched her completely ignore my maid of honor speech, because she was messing with the lights behind us. FML
Today, I was on a date with a guy having a great time. I went up to go to the ladies' room, but as I walked back to the table, I heard some giggles. I looked and found out why. My skirt was tucked into my underwear. I was wearing my lucky Star Wars-themed panties. FML
Today, I went to see Star Wars with my brother. The entire time he talked about how scientifically inaccurate and improbable the entire movie was. FML
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idragosani 17
My wife would have loved that!
JasonThorn 23
Let me guess...you never told her about this little "quirk" of a plan, and you thought she would think it was cool.
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JasonThorn 23
Let me guess...you never told her about this little "quirk" of a plan, and you thought she would think it was cool.
idragosani 17
My wife would have loved that!
poopface82 25
Your groomsmen did something your bride didn’t approve of at her wedding. That’s on you.
Crowned Sataness 12
it was his wedding too
Hangryko 32
You should have went over it with her first. YDI
J_Free_Woods 29
Both my ex-husbands, my son and daughter-In-Law would have loved that. Going over things with someone is always best to make sure you’re on the same page. Hopefully this is a good lesson you can laugh about later. The reason why I’m saying this is ALL brides (or husbands in a gay wedding) have an ideal picture of how they want the wedding and the reception to go. I have learned the hard way, “DO NOT MESS WITH THE BRIDE ON HER WEDDING DAY!!!!” This quote is not from me. This quote is from a very very very very angry bride. I wore yellow to the wedding and that was her theme. I was just dating the groomsman. I opted out of all of the photos. She still resents me to this day.
J_Free_Woods 29
it is supposed to say bride or husband.
Crowned Sataness 12
I would have loved that she wanted the wedding but she's not gonna put much effort into the marriage
BurnInDemonFire 39
To be fair to her, I wouldn't want to be reminded of Episodes 1-3, and 7-9 either. Or all the spin-off shit. There's a reason 'The Acolyte' was cancelled. Star Wars burn-out. Wait... what was the FML again?