Annalise
Melbourne, Australia
Ouch
Today, I jumped up to touch the ceiling, then I landed on one of my younger sibling's Lego. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Thrice the pain
Today, I stepped on not one, not two, but three Legos, all on different occasions throughout the day. FML
limping
Canada
Today, as revenge for being grounded for bullying a kid at school, my eight-year-old son flung a handful of Lego into my path as I walked barefoot into the kitchen. I'm still in pain. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, the kids I babysit hid from me. While I was looking for them, I stepped on multiple strategically-placed Lego bricks. When I yelped from the pain, the kids jumped out and threw soccer balls in my face. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my little sister had decided to play hopscotch under our carport. Feeling a small childish urge, I decided to hop on one leg to the front door. I tripped and fell, slicing my knee open. FML
bailey1389
United States
Slippery slope
Today, I slipped on my son's Hot Wheels cars and fell onto a building made out of Lego. I now have a fractured tailbone and a broken wrist. I called my husband to tell him what happened and all he could do was laugh. My son didn't leave them on the floor, my husband did. FML
Malpal
United States
Today, I tried jumping off my bed over the footboard. I tripped and broke a full length mirror with my face. FML
SBT1030
United States
Coming through!
Today, I was helping my sister by getting some old boxes down from her attic. Too bad I didn't realize the piece of plywood I was standing on doesn't extend all over the attic floor. Of course, I did realize it when I went through the ceiling onto the concrete floor of her garage. FML
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Buffalo, United States
Scream
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
NaniNarcotic
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
Catch
Today, I thought it'd be funny to knee my sister's ass as she was bending over. What I didn't realise was that she was trying to pick up a spider. In shock, she threw it in the air and it landed on my chest. I ran into a wall trying to get it off. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my ceiling fan was rocking violently so I turned it off. I stood under it trying to figure out what the problem is, it fell on my face. FML
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Charlie Given 28
And now you only have one foot because you sacrificed the other one to the Lego gods 🤣
Sonotsuave 37
Oof, a moment of silence for his foot
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Charlie Given 28
And now you only have one foot because you sacrificed the other one to the Lego gods 🤣
RichardPencil 32
Lego my Eggo! Why are you molesting the ceiling? I'm sure your mom will delight in seeing your dirty handprint there.
Sonotsuave 37
Oof, a moment of silence for his foot