Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
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bannamann 4
Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin
fml8396 0
Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!
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lizard399 0
I once asked my uncle this (except with a paintball gun) and he shot himself in the foot as a demonstration. Then tried to convince me I should do it to 0_o then he walked away and screamed bloody Mary around the corner, as if the corner was sound proof..
JinxosGirl87 0
Why didn't he just shoot your sister since she was the one that asked?
smump 0
Seriously? I have BB gun battles with 20 other ppl on the weekend everyones gun shoots 390 feet per seconds at least and even that it only stings for a moment and I'm 15.
DeathBunny218 37
Well you are used to being shot, you expect to be shot, most of the time it isn't at point blank (as i assume it was in this case), and it could have been shot at her bare skin.
afulks78 11
Well duh it hurts
The_Troller 14
Well it couldn't be THAT bad. I have wars with them with my friends and they only hurt for about 10-20 seconds. Not really FML worthy.
ShadowAdrii 4
Epic
SwtCherryPie 26
this made me lol hard
bookmom 6
What a jerk. The story doesn't strike me as funny. This guy sounds like a psychopath. Whether an airsoft hurts or not the fact is you don't answer a hypothetical and innocent question by inflicting a shot of anything on an innocent bystander.
pfx2_fml 15
Dude you need to Calm. The. ****. Down
pfx2_fml 15
Dude you need to Calm. The. ****. Down
MandieL 27
Although, I agree fyl for having a douche bag for a cousin, I have been shot plenty with plastic BBs and it doesn't hurt the way you are describing it, I agree with a comment farther up, wait till child birth, I feel bad for you as it seems you have a low pain threshold. Good luck! :(
slimmathers123 10
it doesnt hurt ive been shot in the face fyi op