Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
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bannamann 4
Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin
fml8396 0
Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!
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Comments (237)
torikushi 7
What a jerk! You should have taken the gun from him and shoot him in the nuts.
abby1029 8
no babies for him
pfx2_fml 15
Airsoft guns only sting for half a sec but shooting him in the balls is taking it to far
BieberFever584_fml 0
getting shot by a plastic BB gun doesnt hurt!! i got shot in the arm.
Jewdazking23 5
Uh......it kinda does pal. i got shot by one of those in the lip, it went into my lip and the doctor had to cut in and remove it
stormchaser24 24
Yeah from long range. But at point blank it hurts alot. Or mine does. I am assuming airsoft.
Blankey 0
How exactly did she deserve that?
Blankey 0
Seriously.
chessypie 0
I got shot in the bare chest when I was 8. Did it go in?
RaquelRox2299 0
OP could've been a guy
MyHandIsADolphin 0
12 your sarcasam wasn't helpful
OLIVIAx33 6
Take the gun and shoot him in the nuts.
pfx2_fml 15
Airsoft guns only sting for half a sec but shooting him in the balls is taking it to far
sneakypeekaboo 8
Obviously not. Read it again.
itsimpossible 0
well hey my brother and his friends were playing that outside and i walk out there and get shot like a million times
badactor009 0
Same thing happened to my sisters. What's the big deal, eh?
bibbster18 11
I've been shot in the neck and leg before like that. My 'friend' thought he could "curve the bullet." Don't worry though he's a dumbass.