Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
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bannamann 4
Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin
fml8396 0
Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!
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Comments (237)
lollipop77_fml 6
What an a-hole! I'd make it my mission to grab that gun and shoot him in the arse, or better still, pepper spray his pillowcase!
mramnauth 0
Wth's a hay bale
DeathBunny218 37
A bale of hay. If you're still not sure just google it
DFlit1 0
It's a large bundle of hay tied and stuck together to make it easy to move and store
twofirstnames 12
How do you not know what a hay bale is? Unless you live in the city parts.
CryMoreFMLs 15
69- I live in the city and I know what a hay bale is. Stereotypist.
The_Troller 14
You, sir, just won the "dumbest question ever asked on FML" contest. We actually weren't going to have one but your question was so bad that we had to make one just for you. Congratulations!
holdenthemonkey 3
Response to your sister: Ask red rider how long it takes for a ******** to drop back into his sack from his lower intestine after being kicked firmly in the crotch with a pointy designer shoe.
theghost1309 11
So a kick to the nuts is what he deserves? I'd say shoot him back that'd be eye for an eye. You're suggestion is more like a head for an eye.
The_Troller 14
In this case it it actually would be a head. If you know what I'm getting at.
pokeychris 6
Good life experience.
labudamike 6
I could've been a girl shooting
sami6_fml 0
The thinng says , "As HE shot me in the leg." o.o
abrownboy15 1
Well maybe she meant SHE. Ugh jumping to conculsions tisk tisk
uncleyuggles 0
HIS plastic pellet bb gun Asked HIM if it hurt As HE shot me in the leg Unless OP made that mistake three times, I think she meant to say he.
beezleboss2010 3
Cleaver bastard lol
BabyGirl912 4
Oh mi that sounds like somethin I would do xD don't complain , it don't hurt that bad (if it was plastic)
X3liteXHunterX 12
It's the Internet spelling doesn't matter.
CryMoreFMLs 15
80 - Spelling is what keeps this language decent. If we awl typd lyk dis, we cdnt undrstnd a wrd nebdy sed. Spelling is life. Mien grammar is gooder. Heil grammar.
Jewdazking23 5
respect women. dont shoot them. protect women. dont hurt them. care for women. dont neglect them. enough said
pfx2_fml 15
**** Bitches, Get Money
Jewdazking23 5
Bitch please! u can stick to getting money and aids. the rest of us will treat women with some respect
Jewdazking23 5
Hey, pfx2, ur location says "your moms ******" thought i might wanna point out that mistake. if it wasnt a mistake, then honestly thats just ******* disgusting
The_Troller 14
I would also like to point out that he is smoking in his picture just to look cool on the Internet.
Jewdazking23 5
The_Troller, u a beast bro!
twofirstnames 12
Clever little smartass. Gotta admit it was a good one(: sorry OP
jskains 6
How is hurting someone clever? It doesn't take globs of intelligence to pull that off.
twofirstnames 12
I wasn't saying him hurting her was clever, just saying how he answered the girls question with a twist. If that makes sense :/
jskains 6
No. The guy is just an ass. No cleverness involved.
twofirstnames 12
If you say so(: I just think it a different way I guess
jskains 6
They have drugs for that. :)
twofirstnames 12
Thanks..
perdix 31
YDI for not being the Hot One. Your cousin figured you'd be padded from injury with all of your fat and it would be a shame to bruise your hot sister's body. If your cousin buys a harpoon, run!
Julieissocool 0
Dude, why do you make up shit just to give you a reason to say YDI? Wouldn't it make more sense to assume that since it was a plastic bullet, her cousin thought it wouldn't really hurt that much? Obviously he was wrong, but still. Don't make up shit. In no way does she deserve it.
ikickgingers 15
46 - the idea of fml is to get different perspectives from different people. It's like a debate; some take the pro, some take the con. So how about we play the quiet game 'dude', I hope you win.
Jewdazking23 5
yeah dude really wats ur problem
missyj0 12
46: I'm pretty sure he was joking. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
Jewdazking23 5
no shit
perdix 31
46, Dude, I make up shit because this is FML and not a court of law. With a 300 character limit, there's no room to put in all of the relevant details, so someone has to make them up. Who better than me? ;)
The_Troller 14
Perdix, the only person better than you at adding relevant details is Sirin, with her stories explaining why people feel the need to say first.
Jewdazking23 5
Barack Obama