Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take my son to the emergency room for shooting himself in the ass with a BB gun. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML
Today, my 14 year-old son asked to join my buddies and me at the gun range. The second I finished the safety lecture and handed him a pistol, he started twirling it on his finger (thankfully, it was unloaded). I smacked him in the head and took him home. Now he's moping and sulking like a bitch. FML
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, only a few hours after getting certified and buying my first pistol, I dropped it and blew off two of my toes. FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
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i_wuz_nver_here 31
why the hell did someone have a hb gun in any type of waiting room?
farkie3 8
Was it a hospital waiting room? That would be convenient.
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Comments (142)
LexieWins 0
Surprise!
AbstraktThoughts 13
Return the favor by putting a hole in his face!
simron_15 3
Suprise cockbag!
BlowinChronic 18
What the **** is a cockbag?
IworkAt711 14
I've heard of a **** sock, but not a cockbag.
MedKits 9
A condom?
XXZ 2
A bag full of cocks.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
why the hell did someone have a hb gun in any type of waiting room?
monkeyy22 6
I really wonder what kind of waiting room that was.
MindFreakazoid 10
A room for waiting. Hence the name "waiting room".
tylermt1999 17
Thanks Einstein
Sandsh8rk 36
You gotta BB kidding me!
wallandpiece 16
2's comment could be shortened to "why the hell would anyone have a gun" and it would still make sense.
MindFreakazoid 10
You're so welcome, 34!!! So. Welcome.
BradyT918 9
It's California. Stupid and epic things happen there.
Krajjan 9
Anyone else find this ironic it happened in a major gun control state? Who gives their kid a gun-like object in a part of the country where the word "gun" puts people into a panic?
MikeFoxtrot01594 11
88, their not "gun-like." Pump one up a hundred times, and you can kill someone if you hit the right spot.
superrocket19 17
Lol smarty pants
thatonename 7
Idk... A hole in my foot doesn't sound to pleasant...
Krajjan 9
102 - First of all, I somehow doubt it was a ridiculously premeditated use of a pump charged pellet rifle. You'd be far more efficient by using the receptionist's pen. Secondly, there's a fundamental difference between the actual and perceived dangers of a spring/CO2 powered BB gun and an intentionally lethal weapon. It's a gun like a panda is a bear. Though that gives me an idea for a badass comic book character. So skilled, he kills with a single pellet to the eye at long range.
zango1 15
115 - "It's a gun like a panda is a bear". So, it's a gun.
GUNN1313 3
# 52 Why would some one have a gun lots of great reasons like hunting, competitive shooting and my personal favorite the ability to defend the life of a loved one from an illegal assault. That is just a few of the reasons to own firearms. Now as far as the kids parents go they should be held for criminal negligence breaking several laws to even get to the point ware their kid could shoot the foot of the victim.
MiGman 5
Ok 102 an air rifle can be a lethal weapon, it fires a lead pellet at a high velocity. As well if you shoot someone with one you can be charged as if it was an actual gunpowder weapon
dredkin 5
Ouch, sucks for you OP
BlowinChronic 18
If it didn't suck for OP then there would be no FML, so no shit it sucks.
liinkinparkfan97 34
No really? Obviously it sucks.
farkie3 8
Was it a hospital waiting room? That would be convenient.
Psych101 9
Oh, the irony.
YouDaIdiot 4
Safety first!
BlowinChronic 18
I don't always let my kid shoot someone with a BB gun, but when I do, I always make sure it's in a hospital waiting room so they get immediate medical attention.
actyankee 5
Maybe she was? I'm thinking she had cancer, because in California everything gives you cancer.
killaKT 2
You are a horrible person 93
Dixbfloppin 11
What a coincidence, 93. I just so happen to live in California and your comment gave me cancer.
damn_homie 2
Wtf?? Why does he have a BB gun in a waiting room?
BlowinChronic 18
Pfft you don't carry around a Red Ryder BB everywhere you go?
gc327072 31
Nah, BC, but I do usually carry an M16 with me.
Jaxx66 21
Well 41, at least OP didn't get his/her eye shot out.. Or the kid for that matter.
Aspen_Grace33 27
The waiting room nurses didn't say anything about the man having a BB gun prior to him shooting you? Or did it just happen that fast? Either way, fyl!
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Nurses? Not every waiting room is placed in a hospital. Just saying.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
*bb gun
absolutelyrooted 5
Practically or did?
BlowinChronic 18
He said practically, so I'm going to have to go with practically.
absolutelyrooted 5
If there was no actual hole only -practically- a hole then why post about it or why not say "some dude almost shot me".
BlowinChronic 18
Because he didn't "almost get shot", he really got shot.
chellyX92 8
Just...oh wow #8. If you want to be hyper technical there are many holes in OP foot that came from each and individual bb...
absolutelyrooted 5
His syntax is way off if that is what he meant.
absolutelyrooted 5
Honestly, it sounds like an over reaction with the way he has put it. That's why I asked if he actually had a hole or practically had a hole.
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Why the hell did he bring a BB gun into a waiting room to begin with? That's just asking for trouble. Edit: Looks like everyone else is wondering that question as well haha.
FMLJFL 5
Were you barefoot? If you weren't, I don't see how it would hurt that much.
superswagbro 7
A real BB gun and not an airsoft gun shoots metal pellets at you. It would still hurt pretty bad.
FMLJFL 5
Well, because we don't know for sure and most people usually use the two terms interchangeably I just assume people mean airsoft gun. However, if it was a real BB gun then OP really would have a hole in their foot and not just the feeling.
thewife5 19
Either would hurt if you were barefoot... But it's good to know people can argue anything.
tsent8 15
Where I come from there's a difference between a bb or pellet gun and an airsoft gun we shoot each other with airsoft guns not pellet
Krajjan 9
CO2 and pump pellet weapons will put a hole in you and are pretty close to, if not exactly, rifle caliber. They're used primarily for small game hunting, so yeah, pretty powerful. However, I'm not sure i can see someone bringing a hunting rifle to a waiting room, so one would assume it was a pistol. When I was shot with a spring-fired pistol, it stung like hell but didn't break the skin. The CO2 pistol, however, lodged it semi-firmly in my skin. So yeah, "practically" a hole. Please note I did not willingly submit to being shot and tried to avoid it. I had very cruel and well-armed cousins growing up.
tsent8 15
^^^ that about sums it up spring loaded/airsoft =good Co2/bb = bad