Today, I was watching my cousin shoot at targets on hay bales with his plastic pellet BB gun. After my sister asked him if it would hurt to be shot with one, my cousin smiled at her and said, "Ask your sister" as he shot me in the leg. I think my screaming was obvious enough. It hurts. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML
Today, while at school, some jerk shot me in the foot with a BB gun. While in agonizing pain, I yelled, "FUCK" as loud as possible. A teacher walked by, oblivious to the fact I had just been shot with a BB gun and wrote me up for, "Disrespectful language". FML
Today, at a paintball match, my boyfriend shot me between the legs and asked, "Still want kids now?" FML
Today, I went paintballing with my girlfriend and her family. Her dad ended up shooting me, and I doubled over in pain. I thought that was it, until he stepped back and shot me several more times in the stomach. "Just double-tapping," he smirked. More like quadruple-tapping. FML
Today, I went paintballing with my siblings. Once we were done, they realised I hadn't been shot at all. They cornered me in the forest and lit me up. I have welts all over my legs. FML
Today, I went to a paintball match with my family and the family of my brother's girlfriend. A few minutes into, my brother's girlfriend's dad snuck up on me, unloaded into me from behind, and snarled, "That's for knocking my daughter up." He got the wrong guy. My back is killing me. FML
Today, I took my 15-year-old daughter to our local shooting range for her birthday, as she requested. While she was setting up a target in front of me, I jokingly pulled the trigger and shouted, "Think Fast!" not realizing that the safety was off. I shot my daughter in the arm on her birthday. FML
Today, while sitting in a waiting room, a man assured me, "The safety's on" after he handed his kid his BB gun. A minute later, I practically had a hole in my foot. FML
Today, I went shooting with my dad and he brought his grandfather's rifle with him. I’ve never shot it before and he told me to be careful with it. The bullet exploded, ruptured the barrel, cut my face, and made me deaf in one ear. Dad still blamed me for “not shooting it properly.” FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
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bannamann 4
Looks like you have a dick fir a cousin
fml8396 0
Wow he's an asshole for shooting a girl in the leg!
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Comments (237)
playahhhh4 3
at least it wasn't a REAL gun..
j_cat187 20
00 buckshot to the ass. FML
Paparapente 6
Actually scary if you ask me... FML.
musicofmylife 6
what a bitch!
life_lol 0
It does not hurt. Paint balls hurt more. Big baby
skyeyez9 25
That's when you wait till he is asleep in bed, grab his pellet gun abd shoot his balls. Getting grounded for it may be worth it.
pfx2_fml 15
Airsoft guns sting for half a second and don't even leave a mark, but shooting him in the balls is taking it too far
pfx2_fml 15
Airsoft guns sting for half a second and don't even leave a mark, but shooting him in the balls is taking it too far
baconstripslover 8
@117 I actually have a mark left on my leg from the last time i got shot (which was on sept.25th). I am presuming the guy who shot me had a gun that was shooting "hot", or was a sniper (snipers shoot considerably faster than AEGs or Springers, and should have a certain minimum engagement distance on all fields for the safety of others).
skyeyez9 25
The turd reminds me of my brother: didnt think twice about hitting and assaulting girls. Which in the meantime, made him an outcast loser nobody wanted to be around.
pfx2_fml 15
Just be glad it wasn't a paintball gun or a real bb gun, those hurt way more and actuly leave a welt on you
lylejack 10
Honestly Paintballs aren't as annoying as being shot by a BB gun :P
elementalz 2
That's when punch shoe in the face :P
drpeppaluva909 12
I feel your pain, once my brother shot me in the face
SHIPSx 2
I posted this FML. Let me clear a few things up. Alright well, I thought it'd be obvious that my gender is female being how it says (woman) next to ThanksChris(which is my cousins name). My cousin isn't a child, he's actually a few months older than me, which is 18. I don't care if it was plastic or not, it ******* hurt. He does stupid things like that; I guess it comes with the package of being related to him. He's cool, just a dumb ass.
MissNat87 5
Try being shot with a pump action bb gun (or whatever the hell it was called). My neighbor shot me in the foot with one when I was 12 & it went through one toe & into the other. Thanks to the scar tissue, my toe now has a "mushroom" shape.