Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend. His dog, Baxter, has a bad farting problem. I decided it would be okay to let a silent fart out and blame the dog. Baxter was outside when I blamed him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. I had to fart really badly, so thinking that he wouldn't hear me, I did so. He heard me and asked, "Did you fart?" I said "No, it was my dog." I don't have a dog, and he knows this. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have our first kiss with each other, but my dog decided to let one rip, stinking up the whole room. My boyfriend still doesn't believe it was my dog who did it. FML
Today, I was laying on a couch with my dog watching TV when I heard my dog fart. I looked at her, she looked at me and started waving her tail, blowing it into my direction. FML
Today, my dog farted so loud in his sleep that he scared himself and woke up barking. This afternoon I achieved the same feat. FML
Today, I was having a horrible day. I was laying on the couch, crying, when my dog came up on the couch to console me. I was thinking about how great it was to have a dog, because they're there for you when no one else is. As I was sobbing, I heard something. My dog farted into my mouth. Twice. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I had a serious talk with my boyfriend about our relationship troubles. He stopped me in the middle of a sentence with a huge fart. FML
Today, I was cuddling my boyfriend before going to bed. He farted really loud and spat in my face as he laughed. FML
Today, I was looking after my parents house and their wiener dog, and fell asleep on the couch. The dog climbed onto my shoulders and rested behind my head like a doggie neck pillow. All was great until she farted right in my left ear. FML
Today, my boyfriend fell asleep while watching TV. I thought it would be cute to try to kiss him awake like they do in the movies. He farted. FML
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too_much_fun 0
Boyfriend: "Today, I was watching a movie with my girlfriend and she let out a horrible fart. She blamed my dog, Baxter. Baxter was outside at the moment. FML" Baxter: "Today, my owner's girlfriend let out a fart that was worse than mine. FML"
bman01 0
Women farting? This is absurd!
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Comments (118)
Ric3ball 0
Idiot, haa.
turtlellama 0
Hahahahaha, smooth.
emily4040 18
Very.
emily4040 18
#17 Take a chill pill. #11 said hahah smooth so if you're referring to #12 you need to take a joke...
Miss_delaney 0
you gotta own up to those....if you've been dating him for a while, you should be comfortable enough around him. Besides, if he's like any of the boys that i've dated, he probably has a few coming to him, for all the times he's farted then laughed around you!
average_girl 0
#11 stfu! i can so tell u have nvr had a gf! EVERYBODY farts its scientifically proven! farting is a way of showing ur healthy! if girls didnt fart the whole species would die off! so get a gf u stupid little 7-year-old!
jack6179 0
feel sorry for you..........but that's just karma
Sleepwalker418 0
LOL I moderated this =3 Except when I moderated it, it said the fart was so bad the boyfriend started throwing up O_o Weirddd
reader1 0
I don't get all of these farting FMLs. Honestly, if you can feel that it's gonna be that bad that the people around you are getting a whiff, just go to the bathroom! It's that easy.
lawlawlawl 0
well, that was stupid of you!
mrbob360 0
girls dont fart :P
roll_fukng_tide 0
i dont really have anything to say about this. its kinda stupid actually.