Today, I started my first day of work. I was told to absorb everything going on and to get used to the high-paced flow of things. I've been sitting at my desk for two hours now, and the office has been empty since I've walked in. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started the internship of my dreams. The company has nothing for me to do, so I sit and stare at the clock. FML
Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML
Today, I have been at my new job for almost a month and still have no idea what I'm doing. FML
Today, it was my first day at my first job, I got up early, got ready, waited an hour for HR to call. I called them instead and they didn't answer, so I wrote an email to the partners. It turns out I got the first day date wrong. Some first impression. FML
Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Today, I finally started my first job. I also lost it, for being too "enthusiastic" and making my fellow employees look lazy. FML
Today, I walked into my new office for the first time after receiving the promotion I've been trying for. Someone took a dump on my desk. FML
Today, it was my first day working at my new job in a hospital with one day of training for a few hours a week ago. I wasn’t shown around and I was told I wouldn’t be alone today. I was. I got called useless because I’m the new girl who didn’t know where to tell people to go, or how to get there. FML
Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML
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Good_old_Grim 8
At least you have PC with internet... killing time might not be too fun, but as long as they pay you for it...
Son_of_Helghan 0
god damnit why does all this stuff happen in Arkansas?! I hate how retarded our state is
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Comments (84)
YaLuckyGal 0
..sounds like fun.
lyndis_fml 0
That's one of my least favourite kind of jobs. Nothing going on is second only to passive-aggressive bosses in things I'd prefer to avoid. Sorry you ended up there; I hope things speed up soon.
Marvin_Android 0
Sounds exactly like my line of work. How unfortunate for you. Are you also a prototype Genuine People Personality robot manufactured by the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation? Do you also get stuck with menial tasks despite having a brain the size of a planet? Don't worry. It gets worse. Life. Don't talk to me about life.
nates0210 0
absorb your 2 hours! absorb your desk! absorb it!!!!
tweetbaby14 18
why is this an fml? you didn't do anything at work so go play around on the internet... YDI for not thinking of that yourself... moron.
visualaesthetics 7
What the **** do you think I'm doing, dipshit.
KingDingALing 9
Oh my god, OP!! That is the perfect time to **********!!! ;D
bigbadtim 7
14-You should start your comments out with: "The HHGTTG has this to say about..."
redheadregect 0
play a game on a computer. you get payed for doing nothing at all. fml I want your job
iSitt 0
get up, walk around, be nosey, be aggressive
UnluckyDom 0
Marvin are you the real Marvin android? :o
summergirl42 0
well isn't that exciting.
smiles4life 1
look on the bright side OP, you're getting paid to sit on your ass all day. :p
jakii_ 0
well you're spending that time on FML itzz all gud
rottentomatoes 7
i want to get paid for doing nothing :L
Cinn_fml 23
Sure you got the right time, OP? Does sound a bit boring, but hopefully it'll perk up and get better. If not, at least you have a job.
visualaesthetics 7
Haha yeah, actually my boss has a dgaf attitude and said as long as I clock the hours, I'm good. She's in little rock, which is like an hour and a half away so I'm supervisor-free all day. Woohoo.
jake12221212121 4
It's probably a Sunday or a day off.
Xavi89 0
haha! watch some ****.
ajfraser 3
yes
dan_the_man32 0
agreed :p
Good_old_Grim 8
At least you have PC with internet... killing time might not be too fun, but as long as they pay you for it...
NitroTonicsFML 4
el oh el
thecrazyasian 3
haha nice
foxy1222 0
they were to lazy to work don't worry it happens to all of us
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for being out of the kitchen, for getting a desk of your own, for being employed at all, for being too easily bored, and for microwaving fish in the office microwave. That stench has permeated everything.
visualaesthetics 7
Lol that's cute. I remember my first trolling spree.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Me too. Mine was on usenet back in the mid-1990s. This is more fun.
visualaesthetics 7
Unfortunately, I was only a fetus around that time. But **** yeah, modern technology.
bachooka 5
<3
perdix 31
Don't show up at 3 AM. The early bird gets the worm, but he still need to wait until the worms wake up. You might want to back off on the Red Bull, and the desperation.