Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. We decided to have sex in her basement. All awesome, until her mom walked down and wanted to watch a movie with us. I had to watch it naked under a blanket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML
Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to have sex. To set the mood, she suggested we watch a porno she once starred in. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, a blowjob from my fiancée turned into exchanged oral, which turned into mutual masturbation while watching porn, which then turned into me being kicked out of the room because it was "weird" with me watching. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch in front of the television covered with a blanket. Last night, I'd come home pissed from the pub, fired up porn, got my pants off and settled down for a wank. However, this morning the telly was off, my trousers were on, and I don't remember a blanket. I live with my mom. FML
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causelifehappens 0
haha at least you managed to not get caught in the act and chucked out butt naked
GanjAxZermA 0
wow that must have been really embarassing for you.. next time check where ur having sex.. and whose in the house or place
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crazyman315 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
first!
2gether4ever 0
****-blocked by mommy. (:
1800getalife 0
congtrats this is probably the first major accomplishment of his life
GanjAxZermA 0
wow that must have been really embarassing for you.. next time check where ur having sex.. and whose in the house or place
thegr8dane 0
at least this wasn't incest, or else we'd have a case of an Undercover Brother.
WougieBougie 0
5th!
nerdygeek 4
who cares?
hackymeal 0
obviously you do for replying to it
SulfurPlague 0
me :)
Cristaderzi 0
Awww Its just your Birthday suit! Id feel awkward but then its not the end of world! You'll live!!...
causelifehappens 0
haha at least you managed to not get caught in the act and chucked out butt naked
Alchemist919 0
must have been really awkward, but at least her mom didn't realize what was going on
mitch707 0
Actually from the sound of it i think mum realised what was going on and went down with the excuse of a movie to break it up.
happyhak 5
u had sex while ur gfs parents were in the house??? O_O dude...
LoudAsThunder 0
..I've had sex while my parents were in the next room. ...What's wrong with that?
lexie425 10
Because it's disrespectful.
tbbucs 0
I wouldve made her turn off the lights and gone for the mother daughter threesome!
promarksman 0
good one
fatman217 0
lol your a really funny guy
Benpie 22
*you're