Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, I had a job interview for a position at a police station. I asked to use the restroom and accidentally opened the wrong door, locking myself in a stairwell. I had to knock on the door until somebody let me out. Safe to say I didn't get the job. FML
Today, I had a job interview. It went really well until I couldn't figure out how to open the slide door to get out of the room. FML
Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML
Today, I was walking into my office building when I tripped over a doormat and fell flat on my face right in front of the security guard. As I tried to stand up, I kicked the door, slamming shut with a dramatic bang. I looked up to see that the entire building lobby was watching. FML
Today, at work, I decided to try and impress this girl walking behind me by holding the door open for her. As she was walking through, I inadvertently pulled the door too hard. It slammed against the wall and ricochet back, hitting her right in the face. FML
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I shook hands with the employer, waved goodbye to the girl, turned around and walked straight into a glass wall. FML
Today, I was at a baby shower with my wife. I went to go outside for some fresh air, but walked straight into their glass sliding door. Everyone stared at me. I smiled with embarrassment and walked back over to my wife, only to trip over my own feet and faceplant the floor. FML
Today, I had a job interview, but I arrived kind of late. I was in so much of a hurry that I hit a woman walking by in the face with the door. I offered to drive her to the hospital. Turns out that she was going to be interviewing me. She didn't offer to reschedule. FML
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Welshite 40
Now your interviewers are going to see the black eyes on both of their candidates and come to the only logical conclusion: start a fight club.
SandyBella 17
Poor thing! Hey, on the bright side, you get another laugh out if it.
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Comments (71)
Welshite 40
Now your interviewers are going to see the black eyes on both of their candidates and come to the only logical conclusion: start a fight club.
Almost_Positive 18
That doesn't seem like a conclusion.. Also, SHHH! Don't forget the first rule
Matrix_Redeemer 6
You talked about it. Now you have to die.
Marie54321 19
First rule of fight club, you don't talk about fight club.
Pyrotecnicty 9
Second rule about fight club.Don't talk about fight club.
cjwayy 22
What a damn waste of a first comment.
Welshite 40
#18: Why thank you. I did try to make it as nonsensical as possible. If you don't like it feel free to downvote and move on. PM me if you want to complain about it. I truly don't care.
Nymeria_fml 25
Well, that was a defensive response for someone who doesn't really care. Moving on...
PenguinBitch 44
@20 if you're talking about Almost_Negative then yes, I've noticed too.
LittleBells 17
Dang #19, you sound like you're trying to flirt with her by saying 'PM me'
rudeb0y 3
Sounds like you haven't been flirted with in a while!
Almost_Positive 18
@33 I've seriously had nothing better to do right now that I'm out of school.. So I guess you guys are right.
xxrogerthatxx 19
nothing better to do now that you're OUT of school? get your priorities right kid.
Almost_Positive 18
I'm still on summer vacation...
incoherentrmblr 22
Damn Windex Pigeons are at it again...
Since1998 20
#63 I think he means to hang out with friends or have fun on summer break
SandyBella 17
Poor thing! Hey, on the bright side, you get another laugh out if it.
baseballbv 17
Keep your head up OP.
Soviet_American 29
And an FML out of the situation.
Kyle1dc 17
and a possible best friend.
brettrb 18
Hitting a glass door/window is better than hitting the glass ceiling OP.
Almost_Positive 18
Sounds like you've got experience
wassuploves 16
Almost_Positive you would be surprised.... I've heard about someone doing that more than once...
girI 20
I've never heard of a glass ceiling before. And how would you hit it anyway? Unless you're extremely tall you have to jump quite high to reach the ceiling, so, short of being the type of person that bunny hops everywhere, I can't really imagine it being a problem...
elcee1987 18
That was lame.
Emzinatorbot 26
what does OP mean?
steveykinz0967 16
The windex is too powerful
LittleBells 17
Plot Twist: He's applying for Windex
amisenho 11
It was never meant for the world of the living.
yewanchor 7
I hope he has a good sense of humor!
Rinat_fml 26
I guess karma had a bad day!
Le_Doctor 10
Them doors... Always working their black magic
tinycroc 10
At least you left your mark on the company for the interview, even if it was just a faceprint on glass.
Matrix_Redeemer 6
"The windex is strong in this one."
Almost_Positive 18
Sounds like you both failed the first part of the interview Good luck with getting the job!