Today, I was finishing up my art project that was due the next day. I was really tired and fell asleep on my table. Three hours later, I woke up to find my project torn to bits. I went out and saw my cat vomiting out feathers and other materials I used for my project. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finished a painting I'd spent 3 weeks working on for an exhibition. When I came back from lunch, my cat was perched above it on my desk. He looked at me, then down at the painting, then jumped down onto it. He slipped and smeared the wet paint everywhere, ruining the whole thing. FML
Today, after working like a caffeine-fuelled thunderstorm for 9 hours straight on an art project, my 2 friends informed me that it was due next week. I slept for 10 hours, and then went to my class without my project, thinking I lucked out in the long run. Clearly not, as it was due today. FML
Today, artwork that I had been working on for months was destroyed, leaving me almost in tears. The culprit? A lonely pigeon who'd got into the room and shat all over it. FML
Today, I turned over in my sleep and fell out of bed, face-first into a puddle of cold cat vomit that my cat had left for me. FML
Today, while I was trying to get to sleep, I heard a strange noise coming from the bunk bed above mine. I looked up to see what it was and my cat vomited over the edge, onto my face. FML
Today, my cat peed on my long-term project so I had to stay up until 4 am doing the whole thing again... just for it to fall in the train tracks. FML
Today, I found out that my art project, the one I've been working on for the last two weeks and the first piece I felt really comfortable about turning in, was stolen out of the art cupboard. FML
Today, as I was trying to fall asleep, I was jolted awake by my oldest cat who'd decided it would be perfect to power-puke all over my bed. FML
Today, I was going to be sick, so I ran to the bathroom. When I got there, I fainted, and fell back against the wall. When I came around, I immediately vomited all down my body, in my hair, and all over the floor. My cat judged me. FML
Today, my cat threw up on the floor while I was taking a nap. I woke up, still groggy from the nap, and walked over to the bathroom. Not only did I slip on the vomit, spreading it all over the floor and myself, I think I somehow broke a toe in the process. FML
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Top comments
padlarf 14
Your cat ate your homework?:D
DrunkenValor 0
YDI for stealing your cats prey for your modern art project.
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visage 0
YDI for having a cat.
bigcrazymike 6
agreed
MsTs1 0
kill the cat.. YDI for having pets, pets are useless to have
edible1 0
YD! for living in Singapore. lol.
bezach 0
I own a wildcat...it hurts so much
jetsy1234 0
you have a dog lol
padlarf 14
Your cat ate your homework?:D
ownedurmom 1
Try explaing that!!
mycatjustfarted 0
YDI for having such an awesome kitty
coloradodude12 0
Cats can be assholes.
drkwlf 0
You were making action figures out of dead birds weren't you.
Mr_Tuff_Guy 0
YDI for not feeding your cat.
DrunkenValor 0
YDI for stealing your cats prey for your modern art project.
Lobotomy_Girl 0
The great thing about art is that you're clever enough, you can BS some sort of concept as to why it looks like it's been eaten by kitty. ;)
nateduh 0
ydi bcuz no adult should have feathers in any art project.
Six_and_the_Moon 3
YTTWROOMM
Sigilwen 24
Wth #70?
plexico 4
If you want to keep a cat AND study art, you must switch to baths as a medium. Cats hate baths. Use the Cialis ads as inspiration, but don't be a plagiarizing hack.