Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
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thatoneguyyoumet 0
that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!
Pitaace 0
I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.
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thebigO_fml 0
That sucks!
rebelchild 0
#39, didn't say you couldn't dent it with a human body... if you put enough pressure in a small enough area (say, your foot by means of kicking or climbing on the hood) it can SOMETIMES leave a dent, but more often than not it will pop right out. i was saying that physically running into it wouldn't do an damage.
silverspring47 0
Train your dog
Whispy 0
I have a husky too and they are extremely strong and I feel for ya. I was younger though when it happened, about 14 and 100 pounds so she could sure pull me. Id often get dragged in the mud, ect... and I do the same thing, wrap my hand around the leash. I prolly wouldnt let go anyway cuz i dont want her to run away xD
Ender_ 0
Rebelchild - Maybe the OP hit with enough force and with a small enough surface area to cause a dent. The OP never specified how big the dent was or how much they had to pay for the damages. Maybe it wasn't anything huge, but it was still dented.
shehzeenahmed 0
ouch that sucks. it's weird though that you lost the dog, even after chasing the cat, wouldn't it come back to you?
ladedum 0
#23: why couldnt he have gone to the hospital & typed this up a couple days later. just becus website rules say you have to type in 'Today', the poster isn't allowed to put something up becus it happened two days ago? cmon now. this site is for venting frustrations & getting a laugh out of people. things like that should not be taken too seriously. why do people always have to assume fml's are fake? i dont even understand the point in calling it out as a fake becus you can't prove it. it just ruins everyone else's laugh -_-. as for you poster: lmfao.... fail.
krkhans 0
train your dog better
foygirl13 0
this is so sad. and to everyone who says "you could of held it" thats not always true i also have a husky and about a year ago it literally dragged me across the street while chasing a squirrel and i scarped up my face and knees pretty bad, and im 119 lbs. hope you find your dog!
jazminbliss 2
The poster probably can control their dog, but when you arent expecting your dog to random pull forward, it gets you. Ive been dragged across my lawn and road at one time because my Bernese Mt. Dog desided that he wanted to get the god across the street. I happened to not be standing in a good position. It all depends on the timing. Good luck finding your dog!