Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
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thatoneguyyoumet 0
that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!
Pitaace 0
I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.
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EmilyMarie 0
Well if you're going to have a big dog you have to be able to properly control it or you're screwed. Not going to lie though, that would hurt.
gs_fml 0
first of all, the first rule u should learn wen u get a dog is NEVER EVER wrap the leash around ur hand. that is friggin common sense which obviously u dont have second of all, why do u have a dog if u cant control it like #29 said third of all, u talk like ur dog is a piece of shit and the cause of all this instead of u, wtf? dont own a big dog (especially a husky; they can be bad tempered sometimes nd dont always listen to commands. bad combo wit u) its that plain nd simple
missheidi 0
i dont know why people are saying you would still be in the hospital, they can't do shit for broken ribs, give you a brace and send you on your way. i think this happened i have had my own experience with walking a dog. plus why wouldn't you have typed this, ribs are broken not fingers.
GubuntoidOSX 0
If you're a dude, you need to get stronger. If you're a girl, damn... Either way, turn on National Geographic and watch "The Dog Whisperer." I feel bad for what happened, but honestly, if you can't handle a dog and don't know how to train it, something bad is going to happen eventually.
Sassinak 0
I am entirely able to handle my husky, and I weigh 93lbs.
blacklagoon_fml 0
Get a dog you're able to control, or don't have one at all. As the owner of a small dog, I hate seeing people walking a large dog that they would obviously not be able to handle in the event of an emergency. Everyone says they have a "nice" dog. Well a dog is nice until it isn't anymore. Sorry about your ribs and losing your pet, but YDI.
Migor 0
1 tip Dont laugh to much or too hard
ronburgundy 0
Whoa easy people, huskies are instinctual hunters and are some of the strongest dogs ... they are usually trained to pull sleds ... im a trained triathlete and anyone of my huskies could out pull me that really sucks i hope everything works out
rebelchild 0
@#24...maybe you should go out in the street and try to dent a vehicle by simply running into it. won't happen...i do body work for a living. i deal with dents in cars all day every day. just sayin.
Ender_ 0
#39 - You can dent a car with a human body. It's possible. If the OP hit the car with enough force it can dent. That's like saying that you can't dent a car with a baseball bat. It can happen.