Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
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thatoneguyyoumet 0
that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!
Pitaace 0
I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.
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jafar_fml 0
sidebars aside, you should not be walking an animal you cant control. buy yourself a sloth or something.
theoldGP 0
wow. this is totally FML worthy. hope you get better soon & get your dog back =]
Sammara 0
Um...when you have a dog as big as a husky, it's really easy for the dog to run off with you still attached to the leash. When they get something in their head that triggers their natural instincts, they're pretty much unstoppable even if very well-trained. I've done construction work and am respectably strong, and I've had dogs run off with me. Get well soon! Hope you find your dog!
Fuck34 0
****!
Whispy 0
Getting sick of the comments... The only people acting like know-it-alls have never owned or walked a husky. "OMG lyke train ur dog noob". F off, dont say a THING til you own one. I havent seen a single comment yet from a person that owned one that said the dog wasn't capable of getting out of control. They're very smart, but stubborn and wiley, therefore REALLY hard to train.
WendlaMimii 0
I'm so sorry! I hope you find your dog.
nycman33 0
#22 go **** yourself
runkatrun 0
1. Heal fast 2. Do not ever tie anything around body parts that could put sudden or strong weight or tug on said body part. This goes for leashes, ropes courses, water skiing, etc. 3. Hope your dog found you 4. Train your dog better - it's not about being able to control your dog, you were just caught off guard; training solves the problem I hope you're doing better now. Good luck in the future!
agentasuka 0
i think regardless of the size of the dog, you should be able to handle walking your own dog. The dog needs to learn that you are the leader or else he'll just do whatever he wants. you need to stop and discipline him the very millisecond he gets distracted by something else. don't wait until he starts chasing. sorry that happened though. good luck in the future.
hislovelylady 0
This is a true FML through and through!! And #1 wtf? have you ever held the leash of a husky on a mission?