Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
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thatoneguyyoumet 0
that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!
Pitaace 0
I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.
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skoolwiz89 0
I've had a husky for pretty much my whole life and they are made to pull medium loads for long distances. they are very strong. what you need to do is make your husky respect you, and for all of you who wrap the leash around your wrists, that's not smart. the good thing is that if your dog had a collar or chip you will more than likely get your dog back. huskies aren't usually mistaken for strays.
pronerdfighter 0
oh my god that sucks! i feel horrible, losing your dog sucks. I really hope you find him and that your ribs heal fast and well! Erm... i wrap the leash of my gigantic newfoundland around my wrist all the time. Perhaps i should stop doing that.
TheEverything 0
I hope you find the dog
Kissankello 0
If you can't hold the dog when it bolts you shouldn't be walking it. If it is icy then gets studs on the bottom of your shoes. Your bolting dog could get itself or someone else killed, I hope you find it before that happens.
jadedinjuly 0
i hope you found himm!
AnneFTW 17
Haha what an unlucky day. I hope you find your dog!
dottcom6687 2
I would recommend if you find your dog, training him to walk on a leash.
KevinB_fml 0
sorry but, YDI for having a large dog you can't control. Get a smaller dog and train it better.
tjd13 0
is it just coincidence that there is an ad for dog training on the side of this page?
PowerRangersss 0
Um you kinda deserve it for not training your dog. If you trained it it would be good on walks and that wouldnt of had happened.