Today, I came home to find my Dad cheating on his new wife of six weeks. With my own mother who was supposedly dating "a real catch". Should I be happy that my parents love each other or pissed off that they're both whores? I can't decide. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I discovered that my father is getting married. Overjoyed and confused because I didn't know he was dating, I called him up to congratulate him, and ask who she was. Apparently, his soon to be fiancée is my mother-in-law. My wife is not happy. FML
Today, my dad called in a rage, saying he caught my "cheating whore" girlfriend at a bar on a date. I had to admit to him that she and I participate in a cuckold lifestyle. The sheer disgust and disappointment in his voice has been haunting me all day. FML
Today, I’ve had to listen to my parents discovering that they were both cheating on each other. As I left, they were screaming at each other. When I got home, not only had they calmed down, they were openly discussing whether their other partners might be interested in foursomes or swinging. Ew. FML
Today, my dad planned his wedding to his mistress for literally the day after his divorce from my mom becomes final. My dad says he’ll be devastated if I don’t go, while my mother will feel betrayed if I do. I’m not sure who to hurt. FML
Today, I found my dad on a dating website looking for younger girls. My mother and father are "happily" married, well according to her Facebook profile. FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I returned home from my honeymoon and met my dad for coffee. He told me he's been seeing someone and he's so happy. It's my new mother-in-law. They moved in together during my wedding weekend. FML
Today, I just found out that my mom is cheating on my dad. I went to give my dad the evidence I'd gathered, and he just said he knew, and that he’s cheating on her. FML
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, my dad's new girlfriend, who he met in Vegas, flies in. My mother is still alive in a dementia care facility. I don't know how to feel about this. FML
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Top comments
sparkey0127 0
dude that really sucks I'm sorry to hear it
NatzSwifey 0
that's screwed, sorry to hear that. Confront ur parents, they loved each other once maybe they still have feelings for one another... Go to councelling so you don't end up screwed in the head
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Comments (74)
sparkey0127 0
dude that really sucks I'm sorry to hear it
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Both happy and pissed
tigerlily33212 0
how about being happy their both ******?
krad204 21
... 4-some? Op you should stay far away, or blackmail them, money takes away most problems...
uhhSavage 22
Sell your love to the one who will spend the most money on you.
NatzSwifey 0
that's screwed, sorry to hear that. Confront ur parents, they loved each other once maybe they still have feelings for one another... Go to councelling so you don't end up screwed in the head
chaos753159 4
y wouldnt she want to get screwed in the head??
wertan10 0
a man can't be a *****.
cooluc 0
only a playa
redpump 0
yer they can. its called man-*****. watch gigolo
writergirl69 0
just so you know, op, sex=/= love
pplprsn 0
men can be ******; their man-******.
jf7609 0
that's a toss up
grimace_fml 0
Sounds like a new movie that just came out..."It's Complicated". Seen it?
iheartjustinsane 0
Exactly my first thought! That's a good movie, btw...
daniisme 0
it's complicated... my parents were married the same length of time had 3 kids (girl boy girl) same as the movie got divorced and my dad has a younger wife trying to get preggaz. again, same in movie. I bs u not. it was creepy..
mannysaidwhat 0
that's natures way of showing them that they love each other... i guess.
iEnvade 2
Sex doesn't equal love..sorry.
xdrumkid101x 0
I don't know what to say to this FML except for one thing:FYL
me5 0
Just concentrate on YOUR life!
itouchguy360 3
That sucks. If you don't like the new wife/ boyfriend that they are in love with, then this is a win because you can take a video and show it to the new ones. They are back to square one!
fobchick 0
I am agreeing with #4 on this one.
undrum 0
hahaha