Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
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thatoneguyyoumet 0
that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!
Pitaace 0
I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.
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karebear16 0
omg this is too funny! def a FML moment, but it did bring me significant joy.
blushinFML 0
#68-it sounds like you have bigger issues if you've been bitten seven times. i would assume that you're a jerk and probably deserved it. I volunteered two days a week at the local animal shelter for almost two years and only got bitten once. and for everyone nailing the OP about not controlling their dog or not training it properly... it's a dog. I don't give a crap how well trained your dog is, it's still an animal and has free will to do whatever it wants sometimes. and as for denting a car, my friend sat on her hood and that left a dent. deal with it.
mattmag 0
Just hope that your dog didn't get the cat. When a dog attacked my cat, we gave the owner a choice: pay my cat's $2500 vet bill, or we report their dog to the city and it gets put down. They paid up.
naatalieeee 0
man freaking dog..
Chamon_fml 0
I feel sad for the dog, you obviously couldnt control it.
bigrederin 0
Once again. proof of an owner who bought an "ZOMG, wook at how cuuuuuuuute the widdle bubby-wubby-puppy is! Oh, does da puppy wanna come home wif me? Does he? Ooooooh, you such a cute widdle thing!" Duh, a husky is going to get big. I'll bet that he's allowed to do whatever he wants too - pick food off the table, beg, jump on people. God help us if you decided to have a kid - you can't even control your dog.
andersleet 0
i love cats.
babydoll86_fml 0
Wow, there are some real jerks here. OP, that really sucks. Hope you heal soon, found your dog, and the repairs on the van aren't too expensive.
calmthefuck_down 0
that's pretty pathetic that you have no control over yer dog.
holymonkeys 0
damn that happened to me a few months ago. except my dog broke the collar instead of dragging me.. and then proceeded to go kill my neighbours 13 year old ancient family cat. huskies are strong s.o.b's..