Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog when another dog barked at him. My dog ran, pulling me with him. I fell to the ground in pain, with my hand still holding the leash. FML
Today, while on a run off campus with my german shepherd, I tried to impress a couple of hot fraternity guys playing football outside of their house. I broke out into a full sprint. I then got tangled in my dog's leash and fell straight in to a parked jeep knocking myself unconscious. FML
Today, I ran into a parked car and fell into the gutter. All because a dog suddenly barked at me. From the other side of a wooden fence. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when I tripped on the leash, dropping his treat bag. He snatched one, looked at me, and ran full speed in the opposite direction. I had to chase him for three blocks, yelling his name. He thought it was a new game. FML
Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML
Today, I came home on crutches. My dog was immediately afraid of them, and came running towards me, growling and barking. She ran right into me, knocking me over. FML
Today, I was driving home with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, the family dog escaped and I ran after her. She started attacking a random dog, so I started clapping and yelling, trying to get her attention. After I got her away, my hands started swelling. I clapped my hands so hard that they're swollen and bruised. FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
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thatoneguyyoumet 0
that's really sad and i hope you find your dog!
Pitaace 0
I think this is the sign you gotta hit the weight room. Either way yea thats pretty messed up.
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Comments (148)
cyberhoy 3
looks like she's the master now
Ender_ 0
#9 - The OP's dog could have gone around the corner of the van and the OP might not have sidestepped enough to avoid the edge of it or something. I'm thinking they hit with only one side of their body on the van to cause two broken ribs.
krzygina 0
poor thing!! sounds awful!!
interventions 1
wow, i hope you can find your dog and that you recover quickly.
ZleveL 0
he so stupid he got hit by a parked car LOL
omg_18 0
that's terrible! not sure if it's plausible though.
Chaith 16
I would almost rather take a ride on the end of a leash.. As opposed to feeding my pup an $100,000 Sokoke breed meal. Ya done good OP. Never know.
alex_vik 1
Get a dog you can handle next time. I own a 210 lb Newfoundland, and I can handle him.
122vanessa122 5
omigawd. awwwwwwwee!! that sucks, i hope you get better soon! AND that you fing your dog. not your day eh ? :(
Captainsnarky 0
Train your dogs better then.
smazzle 0
This story made me cringe, but laugh too. Enter it on www.yourfatchance.com and you could win a free vacation! sounds like bad luck to me...