Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
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mufc4everch 2
Why can't you stand bums?
tylersign 11
You just.. Hit him? I hope you had tons of personal information in the wallet, along with money. If so, you deserved it. Also, I hope your balls fall off.
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Comments (243)
fresh52 1
People like you are a waste of oxygen.
XxMoonShadowxX 0
Thats why you dont just say that the homeless guy is stealing cause he is a 'bum'. serves you right for being so judjemental. YDI
ohSNAPyall 27
Insult to injury. You essentially shat on someone who was already in a rough situation. You let him get robbed -- as someone who probably doesn't have a job, this will be far more devastating a hit and take longer to replace than yours. And you bitch-slapped him.
HeartOfLead 24
Too bad you're Biast against the homeless. You can always think of it as a win,win because I get to laugh and the attacker got [possibly] double the money. But you, you on the other hand lose.
syntheticfuture 4
You sir, are quite the douche. Karma sure smacked you across the jaw.
kevin7879 0
mabye he just dresses like one? you deserve it
PaperCandles 0
I can't stand people who think they're better than everyone else.
Sexy_Smurf 16
YDI - but only because part way through you declared "I can't stand bums"... Shame on you OP... this should have been about helping someone rather than taking the opportunity to do a bit of *bum bashing* because you dont like them :o/ xx
rattusrattus 19
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RavenRiot 0
You totally deserved it, its your opinion to hate bums but it was your choice to physically assult him. They are still humans and you had no right to hit the guy. He didnt assult you so why would you hit him? You deserved to get beat.