Today, I was walking home, when I saw a homeless man trying to tear the wallet out of another guy's hand. I can't stand bums, so I smacked him across the jaw. That's when the other one kneed me in the balls and made off with my wallet as well. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got mugged. I also got an extra kick in the face for not having money in my wallet. FML
Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? Go on then." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML
Today, my friend and I were playing football in the street, when out of nowhere a homeless man sucker punches me in the gut, grabs my football, and runs away laughing like a maniac. FML
Today, I was walking downtown when a bum approached me for some change. I planned to give a couple dollars but after pulling out my wallet exposing my cash, the bum beat me unconscious. The bum is a 5'0" tall woman; I'm a 6'2" male out $200. FML
Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML
Today, some guy tried to mug me. Shocked, I threw a punch that somehow knocked him on his ass. I'm now staring down the barrel of a lawsuit since he was apparently only 16 and "acting out" because of his shitty home life, as if I should have just handed him my wallet politely. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
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mufc4everch 2
Why can't you stand bums?
tylersign 11
You just.. Hit him? I hope you had tons of personal information in the wallet, along with money. If so, you deserved it. Also, I hope your balls fall off.
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happypeople_2009 0
I hope a "bum" steals your wallet just for saying that.
N0vemberaccou_19 4
So you decided to hit someone, and got upset when they hit back? This is what we teach kindergarteners. Not to mention, from this FML it didn't sound as if you were trying to defend the person being robbed, but attack the person who you dehumanized in your statement by calling them a "bum." Considering the difficulty of the economy, the number of people who have lost their jobs and then their homes, not to mention the fact that many homeless are in that position because of mental health problems, it's really pretty disgusting of you to decide that because of their economic position it is alright to hit them and see them as subhuman.
themoodyronin 14
Took the words right out of my mouth. What a douche...
SAgirl 23
So you made a poor homeless man even more poor? Good job A-hole.
friedT 5
You asshole some bums are ex-veterans, ex. My great-grandfather was homeless for five years before finding a home he had fought in a war, betcha you feel like a douche now
jimmyjet92 0
If you have balls then why'd you slap him? I don't think guys slap?!
iamcoolyo 5
Well that will teach you for not calling the police and for producing it was the bum that was steeling. Even though it was, most bums aren't low life and lazy like you think they are asswhole!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BH1126 11
That's why they taught us in kindergarten to keep our hands to ourselves, you're lucky worse didn't happen to you!
jdrappi 12
I hate bums too, dont listen to these crazy people. You tried to help you tried to do the right thing. It sucks it turned out the way it did tho sorry
shakespearelove 6
We're not crazy, yeah, everyone has their own opinions, and he can not like homeless people all he wants, but to go over and hit the man? i mean come on! the poor guys life is all ready hell and then he has a stranger go up and hit him. that's not right. he's pretty much saying that just because they dont have what he has that they deserve to be hit and because they're low social class. i think that's what pissed everyone off.
jdrappi 12
Dont listen to these crazy people. I hate bums too. You did the right thing and tried to help. It sucks it turned out the way it did
vishus 2
You can't stand bums so you took the opportunity to smack one. You're a ******* piece of shit.