Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
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purplehaze980 0
I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .
jdub28 0
when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?
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Comments (236)
urMama40 0
Was this in America? Was she drunk? How do you even do that without wearing it, yuck!!! Why??? How? Ewwwwwwww!
_FYL_ 0
Omffgg, thanks for that imagine >.> That's disgusting ! D:
mandoopandoo 0
put it in her butt?
Bro_Namath 0
Precisely.
coolsteve 0
Damn, I wish i had have seen this!
katmandont 0
@94 Hey, What have you got against Shiite, are you Suni??? (duck and cover)
bunny911 16
is it just me or is this a copy cat of that "hobo ******** in a subway" story from a month or so ago? "I can't unsee this" yeah it's funny once dude but not twice.
pickledfishlips 0
ide bang her
JanisEvans 10
I can't un-read that! FML!
Devolver 0
Fill a cup, enjoy the show. It's not something you'll see everyday. A comedian would know what to do with this material.
Bewitched_fml 0
oh my gosh all of you it's are immatue! just leave snickers alone. i mean just imagine what would happen if you guys acctually put the time that you put into insulting her in something else, maybe you can do something useful @122 your soooo cool @94 agreed