Today, I was walking down the street when I heard a loud splashing noise to my right. I looked over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over, spreading her cheeks, peeing a horse-sized amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, I was working in my store. Right around closing, a lady came in to try some things on. I went to the back and when I came out, she was standing in the middle of the room with fluid coming from between her legs. I asked her if she was going into labor. She wasn't. She was peeing. FML
Today, at nine months pregnant, I stopped at a truck stop to use the restroom. I opened an unlocked stall door and stood face to face with a woman bent over wiping. She let out a scream so blood-curdlingly loud that I wet myself. FML
Today, I was using a mall bathroom. Thinking the toilet seat had to be unsanitary, I decided to squat. I was a little farther out than I thought, and ended up peeing all over the bathroom floor. FML
Today, I went to the restroom to pee. A loud fart exploded out of my ass and echoed in the toilet bowl. I could practically feel my face on fire when I saw the horrified look on a little girl's face as I walked out. FML
Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML
Today, my girlfriend was throwing a birthday party and got very drunk. She needed help getting to the bathroom so I picked her up and walked her to the toilet. Assuming she needed to throw up, she instead takes a huge, monstrous crap right in front of me. I can't look at her the same ever again. FML
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purplehaze980 0
I think she could have been fined for this .... ewewwwwwwww .
jdub28 0
when you have to pee... you have to pee. why did you stare long enough to notice it was a horse sized pee?
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Comments (236)
FYLDeep 26
That's what I think after reading most of your conversations.
starss 0
that sucks, a lot.
garlo 0
i seen this last night! in coolangatta, it was putrid!
liketorrieduhh 0
ive seen this
blankettt 0
Wait, she was bending over? I didn't know we females could even do that. *Jots that down on 'list of things to try'*
fualignment 0
you don't know how to bend over?
srunano 4
Bending over while taking a piss is what she was referring to....and if you want to make it official I can help you judge how you do = )
txdiva 0
Sorry for your bad luck OP!!! but that was funny!!!!
fualignment 0
my dog will own your dog...
tencentsakiss 19
Yea 34 I was kinda wondering that same thing. Maybe she was really drunk or something?!
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
fake as hell
srunano 4
Oh yeah because out of the billions of people in this world no one could ever see someone taking a piss outside in public. I think you're one of those World at war craft geeks that live inside the sanctuary of their room
loveydoveybitche 0
Ahhhh I've actually seen this happen!!! I was driving to school *bumper to bumper traffic* when I noticed this lady doing exactly what you described!! Right there in plain daylight for everyone to see and smell >_O It was soo disturbing! Some people have no shame!
subcultured 0
if she's old she needs diapers. if it's a ham beast you definitely can't unsee. FYL for the unpleasantness, but ydi for sticking around.
thatoneGeo 0
I've seen worse
CallMeHush 1
And you got to see it for free? Lucky bastard.
lovelyhat 0
And this is when you walk over to her, push her face into her mess and say "See this shit?!? STOP IT!!!" :)
FreeRunn3r 12
lol^
QueenDani 0
lmao :)