Anonymous
United States
Staycation
Today, the closest I got to a vacation was the smell of my new towels, because they remind me of a hotel. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
smellsgood
United States
What are you doing?
Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML
smellslikeroses
Oxnard, United States
Good smell
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
anon
Romsey, United Kingdom
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Dank
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Anonymous
Because I'm worth it
Today, I discovered a cat turd in a bath towel from most recent batch of laundry. I was wondering why my facemasks for the whole work week smelled so strange. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realised I can tell which family member has just left the bathroom from the smell alone. FML
Where is it coming from?!
Brightwood, United States
Today, I returned home after a four day weekend at my parents' house. Upon entering by the front door, a horrid stench assaulted my nose. Hours later I still cannot find the source of the foul odor. I'm starting to wonder if this is how it's always smelled without my knowing. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Crabcake
Brooklyn, United States
Fancy a snatch? A *snack, sorry.
Today, my husband bought a luxury soap that smells like lemons. Now, every time I wash my private parts in the shower, it smells like a special at Red Lobster. FML
Anonymous
Nuneaton, United Kingdom
Today, after recently breaking up with my boyfriend, I unknowingly washed my laundry using his washing tabs. My whole wardrobe now smells like my ex. FML
Top comments
ActionManly 11
Order pizza, it'll be like room service.
ClassyCommando 13
Put your money in a pile and find creative ways to destroy it. It'll be like Vegas.
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Omegadolly 22
You need to get out more. D: Go to the park or something.
Jonkbaby 23
two words: staycation
MizzErikaHart 8
Can't count^
sm0kinBCBudz 0
Agreed^
llamafish 25
Just buy some fancy soaps too.
dregtp 1
Try and save some money and treat yourself to a nice vacation
Ibberkongen 4
Or you could try breaking the habbit wirh a dare of insanity. Easter bunny is weaæthy and I like lasagne..
nofearjenshere 12
^ Woah, you added some cool looking letter to the word wealthy. I like it.
ActionManly 11
Order pizza, it'll be like room service.
ClassyCommando 13
Put your money in a pile and find creative ways to destroy it. It'll be like Vegas.
cheaptrix 6
Sit in front of a light, it'll be like sunbathing
boydeee01 7
Go take a shower. It'll be like the beach.
MikeDa1Da 14
Go give your neighbor $10 to use his Internet. It'll be like you're at a hotel.
Pentium_4 27
what the hell happened? request some time off, it's tax season so hopefully your boss will understand!
DuffleBagHero 4
Aw, poor OP, sometimes , it's good to take a break .. Family time :O !! Bring out the board games ! No, I'm talking about a real vacation .
KeyboardWarrior 10
You realize there are no spaces between the end of a word and the punctuation that follows, right? Right?
supervacaneous 4
Your towels must be awesome. That's not an FML.
Meowingtons500 18
Hotel towels smell amazing. I wonder if OP is using this FML to brag to their Internet peers. I would. :P
funnynesh 10
Thats what jobs are for :) yes, they can be hard to find, but just keep looking.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Where does it suggest that OP doesn't have a job? I know people at my job that haven't had a vacation in years. It's not all that easy to do sometimes.
DMarie217 0
Get a good job get paid good money go on a nice vacation and if u r single u might just find yourself a descent guy and then it all works out... U'll thank me one day ;)
Mister_Triangle 21
I'm amazed at how much of a disaster your comment is. If your grammar was Jewish people, you'd be worse than Hitler with how much you killed the English language. Also, your advice is awful. Have a pleasant day.
Meowingtons500 18
So many grammar and spelling mistakes! You must be new here, read the commenting policy.
xMiss_Maggot 7
descent guy?? it doesnt show op's gender..
Meowingtons500 18
Or sexual orientation, for that matter.
demonkonga 5
Those towl are cleaner then some hotel ^ ^
demonkonga 5
Towel meh bad
Nevereverland 8
Also.. *Than *Hotels *My *Towels To be honest im not sure if that makes sense either way.
llamafish 25
I'm* Sorry, it was giving me the evil eye...or "i", rather...