Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML
Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML
Today, I was riding a bike when a truck accidentally hit me. The handsome driver came out and asked if I was alright. I said, "I am now" and winked. He said "Eww, no" then immediately ran away and drove his truck around me. FML
Today, after leaving a store I got stuck at a red light. A car pulled up next to me and there was a half retarded man jerking his junk at me. Nasty image burned into my corneas forever. FML
Today, I waved money at a passing ice cream truck and it kept going. So apparently I can't even get a date with a Sno Cone. FML
Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML
Today, after a horrible day at school, I went through the McDonald's drive thru for an ice cream cone. Everything went well until I had to pull a sharp turn. The ice cream is now no longer on the cone, but instead all over my hands, face, steering wheel, and the carpet. FML
Today, an old man walked up to me, said, "Hey missy, you wanna see an antique?" and winked. FML
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Top comments
iAmPaul 49
That's extremely creepy.
joe3_fml 15
Better not make eye contact with him when you lick your ice cream.
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Comments (76)
annarcheer 19
oh my gosh I wouldn't have just sat there and watched
FYlife604 18
What would you have done? Ran the red light and cause an accident?
hannahgreely 14
the poor children !
worldclassrager 41
I would have taken down the plate and made sure if that truck is around run far far away
edmunson 22
"I scream, You scream, The cops are called, It gets weird" Hmmmmm...
vikky538 29
icecreepy..
ThunderTheRad 14
At least OP wasn't a child.
Enslaved 38
"I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passing by They say all my flavours are guaranteed to satisfy" --Now I know what David Lee Roth has been up to now that Van Halen are not touring.
demonfacee 14
PEDOPHILE ALERT!!!!!
MisterGasMoney 16
Question: how old are you, OP?
hk1998 8
He wants you to taste his drumstick