Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was waiting in a line, texting on my phone. I hear what sounded like a sneeze and said, "Bless you" to the man in front of me. He gave me a dirty look as I began to smell something awful. It wasn't a sneeze. FML
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML
Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard at work that I farted. In the silence in our open space office that followed, my boss looked over, smiled, and said, "Bless you?" The people in the office who weren't wearing headphones burst out laughing, then those people noticed the laughter, took their headphones off, and my boss then had to explain to them why they were laughing. FML
Today, I sneezed in the shower. When I got out, I got a text from my creepy old neighbor saying "Bless you". FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML
Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML
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Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
Now you know why they never said thank you!!
cumatmebro 0
Technology. iI's getting quite polite these days.
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Comments (133)
hullaballoogrrrl 4
...She must have been in the bathroom for a pretty long time.
leahhmariee 3
Atleast you were one of the few people out there trying to be polite (:
sadeyes18 1
Haha happened to me once
Lord_Nord 4
That's pretty funny op xD
iluvdachiefs 1
u must have been in there a while... :)
Vertas 10
those are at minimum 5 minute intervals. Hope you feel better after that lol
Epichearts 2
Why is there so many YDI'S? So the op is actually polite unlike the rest of you bitches?
Calyx_fml 22
Why do people still say that anyway? Does anyone really still believe that evil demons are entering the sneezer's nostrils and it's doing them a favor to bless them? YDI for perpetuating a stupid and useless tradition. It's best to say absolutely nothing. We don't need your blessings Your Holiness.
Ergayles 9
We don't need your asshole comments either.
immaMonsta 8
lmao, now that's funny :p
froggyme 0
That is too funny