Sam
Canada
Today, I got punched by a man for making fun of his stutter. I didn't. I stutter too. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Tonight, on First Dates…
Today, I got slapped by a date because she thought I was making fun of her speech impediment. I wasn't making fun, I just have the same speech impediment. FML
Anonymous
Solon Springs, United States
Today, a customer punched me in the face for repeating their order back to them because they thought I was making fun of their speech impediment. I have the same speech impediment. FML
Anonymous
All you need is hate
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
F-f-f-fuck you, teacher
United States
Lazy ableism
Today, I gave a presentation. My teacher deducted points because I "need to learn how to speak more confidently, because you often stumble over your words." I have a stutter. FML
teardrops
Australia
Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML
Zizi
Mosj?en, Norway
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
beer guy
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Freakout!
Today, I got punched in the back by elderly woman because she thought I was mocking the way she walked as I passed her. I was walking funny because I have a brace-boot on my foot due to the fact that it got run over. FML
Anon
United States
Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML
Anonymous
Missouri City, United States
Today, while at a store, my stuttering problem became so bad the poor store clerk had to supply my own words for me. FML
Anonymous
Hold your friends accountable
Today, a guy made fun of sexual assault victims, and laughed when he heard they’re getting money and support. He also said I look like his next victim. I hit him, unapologetically. My friends told me to apologise, and that he’s really a great guy. No longer my friends. Talk shit, get hit. FML
Top comments
Dcm210 19
hope you still have a good weekend.
flipfloperson 5
Then why did you?
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Comments (97)
seronic 0
That sucks
ThisIsMyReign 4
T-t-t-that s-s-s-sucks. You mean.
gamercanadian 11
Why didn't you punch him back exactly ?
Roevera 14
thumbs down wars!
Pentium_4 27
i've had a friend who has a stutter. i feel bad for OP and the person they were talking to
AyeTee77 18
lol
cBlackout 13
Sounds like something out of a tv show :/
melbournearsenal 18
No it doesnt!
DrMime 10
I'm at a a a a loss fo for words with this one...
nebula748 14
You call yourself a troll as if that was a good thing. Plus, you're terrible at it.
MaceFaceLOL 8
LEAVE DR.MIME ALONE. He is a doctor, he will tell you that you have some rare STD (even though I'm probably a virgin(I can tell because you have nothing better to do than "troll" people on FML))
Yak99 0
Im a carrot
The_Troller 14
*parrot
Silentstrike 11
Ferrit
Yak99 0
A parrot? No no that would be just silly
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I don't even know how to respond to this FML.....
flipfloperson 5
Then why did you?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
Because I'm not cool.......
LookOnBrightSide 12
It's sad that OP would be punched for that. People shouldn't assume. You know what they say, when you assume it makes an ass out of you and me.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
34 I've never heard anyone say that lol
Michael_92 20
Unless my assumption is right.
LoveMay 10
6- then don't =_=
Dcm210 19
hope you still have a good weekend.
absolutegrrr 7
I don't know why you're getting downvoted pal, I thought that was a very nice thing to say! I hope you do too :)
MaceFaceLOL 8
Damn down voting fairies.
cutielilangel 8
Punch him back? Or stand up for yourself! Should let him know not to jump to conclusions.
eliteracer 4
Cutelilangel...
eliteracer 4
; )
Michael_92 20
And this is what happens when you piss angels off.
Incredible_92 11
C'mon #40, FML isn't the place to be picking up girls, anyone can get a dp from google, go outside and meet some :)
xbrit551 13
Studderman!
RussianFox 13
Stutter* how do you even manage to misspell that when OP spelt it right in the FML?
facilitator 0
Spelt?
ninjuh_wingman 29
Kind of ironic, but funny.
sparkrok 8
and that's what FML is all about!
jmalaer 5
Thanks captain obvious
jerseyboy732 16
I'm sorry OP. he's probably just really self conscious. Hope you didn't get hurt too bad
DrMime 10
It's ok OP, in 'Mimeland', there's many magical creatures like you! Like stutterflies, or bi-polar bears, or hornless unicorns! You're always welcome with me :)
xXxIracebethxXx 14
.... I want a stutterfly :3
DrMime 10
They're awesome :D Stuttering their wings n' such!
Michael_92 20
Where do I sign up? I'm in.
GoW_Chick 15
Can I come live in the 'mimeland'? It sounds like it would be a trippy and fun place to be. :D
DrMime 10
You can all enter my magical, musical wonderland! We can hang out with Willie Wonka and Dr.Seuss!! And count hefalumps jumping across the fences. If only I could go there in real life... The world can be so colorless and mean. So every-night I close my eyes and go to that special place, then the next morning I'll write it in my diary of a mime!
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
You should totally publish that diary I would definitely buy a copy.
MaceFaceLOL 8
Mimeland sounds like fun but just for your own health...acid is bad
Yak99 0
No guys just come here....its so nice here
CryMoreFMLs 15
Can I ride said Hefalumps? Or are they feral?
ffgghytt 3
Wtf is wrong with u