Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML
Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML
Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
Today, I was at Bath and Body Works with a friend of mine. She wanted me to smell a particular lotion and when she brought it up to my nose, she squeezed the bottle and lotion went all over my face. Right after, a worker came by and commented how the lotion "got a little too excited". FML
Today, while squishing a stink bug, it sprayed directly in my eye. FML
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
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kbobcat 0
wat did u think would happen, candy come out of it?
XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
The new Febreze line of fresheners come with an automatic retard defense mechanism. observe one in action.. First: the subject spots the freshener. subject is intruiged. Second: the freshener prepares itself for battle. the subject begins approaching cautiously. Third: the freshener fires a warning shot. The subject does not take the freshener seriously, and continues approach. Fourth: the freshener readies cannon, aiming for possible weak points. subject stops, and bends down near the freshener. Fifth: subject is interested by the freshener. The freshener has prepared itself for such situautions, and subsequently has a large button as bait for the would-be enemy. The subject presses said bait now. The freshener fires. BOOM! Headshot. Subject retreats, stunned. Freshener remains wary, but the subject has gained a new respect for the freshener. The subject will not disturb the freshener again. Crisis averted.
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aarmy 0
YDI.
Sheepish 0
YDI.
SilenNex 0
dumbass
cookookachoo 0
oooo shiny red button. OMG WTF. ^ you failing at life.
Averizzle 0
Automatic air fresheners aren't even that new/ amazing anymore.. Ydi op for living in a manually freshened home.
987_AMP 0
No those things are pretty amazing
XFlyingxPiranhaX 0
The new Febreze line of fresheners come with an automatic retard defense mechanism. observe one in action.. First: the subject spots the freshener. subject is intruiged. Second: the freshener prepares itself for battle. the subject begins approaching cautiously. Third: the freshener fires a warning shot. The subject does not take the freshener seriously, and continues approach. Fourth: the freshener readies cannon, aiming for possible weak points. subject stops, and bends down near the freshener. Fifth: subject is interested by the freshener. The freshener has prepared itself for such situautions, and subsequently has a large button as bait for the would-be enemy. The subject presses said bait now. The freshener fires. BOOM! Headshot. Subject retreats, stunned. Freshener remains wary, but the subject has gained a new respect for the freshener. The subject will not disturb the freshener again. Crisis averted.
StopB1tchingYDI 0
wow are u like 8 year old plus how did u not c the commercial for them
ladykat 0
lol 23
Thabb 0
Idiot.
eazyeeze 0
Damn OP, you sure redefined the term IDIOT. Oh, and you insulted the entire human race by living. Congrats moron!
jeremy418 0
wow really my friend has one but really you don't need to go up to it
NzxtZ06 0
WTF did you expect.
iSitt 0
air freshners pump artificial chemicals into the air. they are worse than dangerous. the "pleasant" order means you inhale more deeply.
deafeningsilence 8
yeah. OP, YDI that time.
BabyDacey 0
awwh its okayy.
crimsongetsu 0
freakin caveman rofl!
smmrgrl 1
some of you are real jerks :/ honestly maybe OP doesn't sit on their ass all day watching tv maybe they go to the beach ( op live in California.. ) soo I think that's an fyl, sorry OP :(
eprincy 0
dumbass
OhWowFYLindeed 0
Maybe OP thought it despenced candy? :D
eazyeeze 0
Too bad it didn't dispense brain cells. Only masks stupidity.
oppsalot 0
23- can we be friends? op- ydi, nothing good comes from pushing buttons..especially when you see what the fresh maker is capable of and then proceding to put your face right up to it...
PurpleLlamas 0
12-the buttons are blue not red. ^^you failing at accusing someone of failing
Xx_jESSii 3
Lol wow sorry Op but YDI thats just dumb.
SAMHAlN 0
omg how retarded can u b
comedychick 1
commen sense dumb dumb
quent10 0
lmfao 23 you rule made my day with that
Norrisv5 8
21 Win
msyelowbubblegum 0
hahaha op ur stupid :P haha im sorry
TheOptimist 0
23 - You. Are. A. Win. Please make comments like that on every FML. It will make them all so much better.
neddars 0
my friend did the same thing only she didn't know what it was an picked it up and when she did she pushed the button spraying it in her eyes and mouth it was so funny
leadrunner751 3
YDI
zolltf 4
happened to me fyl
sosoinlove09 0
i mean, it was your fault. it's something called common sence { idk if I spelled it right}, but yea
yoube 0
Common sense. Wouldn't expect your type to get it. (blacks)
adddadancer 0
stfu. u don't even know nothing about us.
sabatical 0
woah... totally uncalled for
seahorses4eva 4
I agree with 87. 81 you're way outta line.
yoube 0
No I didn't mean it like that. I meant blacks are dumb.
seahorses4eva 4
Oh. Well in that case, you're probably only going to burn in Hell for being such an ignorant racist.
jal10a 1
probably much smarter than you'll ever b
jal10a 1
and a lot of the time i jus think racists r jealous i mean why put so much effort into letting everyone kno u dont like certain ppl jus to get attention IMO cuz there's no reason for u to tink of urself as any different
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
New meaning for YDI. You Dumb Idiot.
dtotheq 0
why dont u shut the **** up u ******* racist. im pretty sure most black ppl in this world know more about common sense than u asshole.
zolltf 4
Ok why the **** did you guys threadjack my comment just to start a flame war on racism? Future threadjackers will be heavily prosecuted in front of Judge Joe Brown.
zolltf 4
And by heavily I mean 20$ and a tootsie roll pop
catman34 1
dude you're a total retard ok. racism is horrible and you sir should be ashamed. *fixes monocle* Good day sir
poisonflower 6
*sense
_crayola_ 1
Lmao My dumbass made the same mistake one time ..-.- WDI
funtwins 0
bahahaha umm common sense anyone?
kbobcat 0
wat did u think would happen, candy come out of it?
sabatical 0
haha peppermint darts!
linarahmany 6
I like your profile pic hahaha
sallen0046 4
Now what exactly did you think the button on an air freshener would do? It's called common sense, if you don't have any, you shouldn't be roaming around touching things in the first place.
moodybaby 0
I agree with #5, like wtf. What did u think it was gonna do? Were you really that fascinated that you had to put your face THAT close? Common sense isn't common anymore. -.- YDI.
Sooniztimmy 0
The freshener is not penis op.
Trollz4daLULZ 2
at least your eyeballs will smell nice. YDI.
Amy_1995 0
you clearly haven't had an air freshened before but yeah #5 is right common sense clearly
jessecax 0
good luck explaining that one ;)
GermanBoy0_0 0
To the face!!!! Next time you're at herhouse your going to be like what's that funny noise coming from the sink and you'll stick your hand down there and blood will go everywhere
ladykat 0
lol