COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
never thought I'd say that
Stavanger, Norway
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
CarrieRedburn
United States
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
lynn777
Canada
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
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Mr_Chow 5
I guess gangs got hit by the recession too
Wolveslikepie 4
Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss
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Comments (108)
LuRoo143 2
LOL
ArielTheMermaid 17
Oh you got wet? I'm sorry -_- I'm guessing you'd rather be saying 'Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. But it's ok, I didn't get wet.'
oops_im_fucked 8
Did u wish they were real?
brianjman14 23
Well, would you rather them use real guns?