COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
never thought I'd say that
Stavanger, Norway
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
CarrieRedburn
United States
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
lynn777
Canada
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
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Mr_Chow 5
I guess gangs got hit by the recession too
Wolveslikepie 4
Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss
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Comments (108)
born_hustla 26
Very safe drive by!!
lionlvr 9
OOMMGGG ARE YOU OKAY? No, that's freaking awesome.
Raheemdplayer 7
As long as you weren't going somewhere important, like to a job interview, I'd find the funny side of it haha FYL
OfficeNinja 5
maybe next time they will use frozen paint balls, or better yet copper jacketed lead?? would that be better?
tmcclara15 9
Frozen paintballs are actually less effective than non-frozen paintballs.
mandoalba 5
yeah they dont break but they hurt a hell of a lot more
Nudi_fml 13
Could have been worse...
FATTY_MCDOOGLE 29
White people problems!
MizzCaramelle 1
so .. u woulda preferred real guns? ...
Egnar 19
This is such an odd FML. The emphasis of the anecdote is on the fact that the weapons were water guns as opposed to something like eggs, or lethal weapons. It sucks that you were randomly soaked with water but still, very very odd.
kylebeast11 0
Ur a idiot it cud have been real guns then it wud have been fml material
dragonforerunner 2
This would be so much better if it was a chic in white.