COCKYmanUSC
United States
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by. The attackers used water guns. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
never thought I'd say that
Stavanger, Norway
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by pissing by some drunken loon on a segway. FML
CarrieRedburn
United States
Today, I was walking my dog, and a whole bunch of teenagers were driving around my neighborhood throwing water balloons at people. They followed me for 3 blocks. FML
Natalie
United States
Today, I was out enjoying my daily jog, when out of nowhere, a group of kids in a passing car pelted me with ketchup-filled water balloons. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand
Today, I was the victim of a drive-by egging by some bastard riding a Segway. He still got away. FML
AzNFoo
United States
Today, my friends and me had a little water balloon fight and somehow it led to throwing water balloons at cars. We all decided to hit a car all at once, after one came by we all hit it. The car stopped and started flashing bright blue lights. We ended up hitting an off-duty police car. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after volunteering all day at the homeless shelter, I was mugged on my way to my car. FML
lynn777
Canada
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza
United States
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
kellthryn
Stop! Thief!
Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
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Mr_Chow 5
I guess gangs got hit by the recession too
Wolveslikepie 4
Haha be happy it wasn't my cousin he does that but fills the guns with piss
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Comments (108)
marinus_fml 20
Haha we do that with fire extinguishers :)
xXMudkipNoobXx 7
i liek corn
jkemp1984 10
Seriously? Yeah water guns really mess you up. If only they were paintball guns or actual guns then you would've gotten off lucky.
Shrike 24
dipshits like you are never happy until gruesome tales of death and murder get posted on humor sites, am I right or what?
Sirin_fml 47
Oh my god, someone lived to submit an FML. What a travesty!
kickazz16 15
Hey fml team, did my comment get modded, I can't see it :/
Sirin_fml 47
Cast your eyes upward to #33, young Padawan.
slushpup9696 12
Two moderator comments in a row?!? I'm ******** bricks.
TheLetterZero 7
#23 is wrong, #20 is right. There, I fixed it. No need for thanks.
akaOtter 1
Agree w/ 20. It's an insult to actual victims to complain about water guns. Do you also post when it rains and you forget an umbrella? Suck it up. And to 23. I don't think people are happy about it, I believe 20 is pointing out that shooting victims are the real victims, not some soggy tool looking for life validation online from strangers. If getting shot by a water gun is the biggest problem in your life, then I know millions of people that would gladly switch.
blueberrypsycho 9
HAHAHAHAHA, that is soooo funny. i'm totally going to do that some day.
slipknotz 0
Good thing it wasn't paintballs though :)
brii_love007 0
this doesnt sound like an fml, u shulda just played along instead of being a pu**y
bo1440 3
Water guns? Nah, if you really want to ruin someone's day, let a dozen eggs sit out in the sun for a week, then mix it really well with vinger and load. The smell is horrible and almost impossible to get out. Just be careful from the hail of rocks that you might get in return.
mrahhhhh 21
Your life would suck more if you were one of the aliens from Signs... cause then you'd be in a shit movie!
roobin302 0
i didnt know people still did drive-bys with these gas prices...
phillrust 1
It was on a bike.
naddification 7
Compared to a real drive-by shooting, I think this would hardly be considered a FML.