Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
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GL1TCH3D 0
No brethalyzer test?
BuhZinga 2
I would think the real problem wasn't the swerving or beer smell but rather the open container. I don't know about Florida but the states I've been don't allow alcohol to be open in the car.
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Comments (153)
indieduck 0
YDI for letting them have beer in the car. You are responsible for your passengers.
stayawakee 0
Cause you were the only one drenched in beer. Also, you were knowingly driving with open containers in the car. YDI
nixom1334 6
It's actually Illegal to have open beers in your car, and if they were drunk as long as they were of legal age it's not really a crime.
caviar_fml 2
what shit friends! you're doing them a favour and they repay you like that, fyl
SammyThaKiDD 0
Yooo That Would Suck ASS !!
williamlittle 11
If this happened to me,, they would be paying for my bail, and fines.
neongurl98 10
You should've swerved and killed your "friends".
DohIMissed 6
And you would still get into trouble.
chanicol 2
udi for allowing them to have open containers in the front. they should at least pay ur bail, if they are half way decent friends. otherwise, I would disown and get new friends.
LifeStory32 9
Wow, that's messed up...
mikelust1977 7
kill those ****** friends