Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
Today, I got shitfaced at a club. A cute girl I'd met earlier in the evening offered to drive me home in my car and spend the night with me. She crashed my car and did a runner before the cops showed up. They wouldn't believe my story. I now have a wrecked car and a DUI. FML
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GL1TCH3D 0
No brethalyzer test?
BuhZinga 2
I would think the real problem wasn't the swerving or beer smell but rather the open container. I don't know about Florida but the states I've been don't allow alcohol to be open in the car.
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Comments (153)
Grissom26 0
Even if you weren't drinking, you were still driving with an open container in the car which is still illegal. You let your friends in the car with the beers. Your friends are douches but you are still somewhat responsible.
jewfro420 0
i know in my state the officer only needs to notice a strong scent of alcohol to arrest for dui/open container no breath test or field soberity test needed but were a commonwealth so if they can find any reason to arrest and fine you thats what they do cuz its all about money not guilt
kalbrek009 20
In a way you did it to yourself for letting your drunk friends carry "open containers" in the car, duh....you really think you got arrested because the cop thought you were drunk? They have to do breathalyzer & sobriety tests on you & even a bac (blood alcohol content) test before they can arrest you for DUI.
luccmon 6
that'll teach you to let your friends drink in the car dummy!
LilysTillie 7
That sucks, OP!! Thank goodness a breathalyzer & explanation of what happened will set you free...
WoahItsPaulie 0
So you get arrested and the first thing you do is post it on FML? Cheers to you
Calyx_fml 22
You should have asked for an on the spot breath-a-lyser test.
mikalee85 0
def **** ur life, but also get an attorney
YurTriniFantasy 1
I think the only person to blame is the police officer... take them to court OP!!!!!
mandylovesjoe 0
whys everyone defending this guy?? What where u doing letting them have open cans of beer in the car for.... its ur own fault and thats why u got arrested